Poll for the men

StunnedMonkey · Sep 2, 2008

I'm of the opinion that there are two types of men. Those who admit that they pee in the shower, and liars. Which are you?

fat x nub · Sep 2, 2008

i pee in the shower. PIPES IT IS ALL PIPES!!! Remember that Seinfeld episode?

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible · Sep 2, 2008

How come mine is the third post, but the first vote!!!

Edit. How else can I wash my feet if I can't bend that far?

menschmaschine · Sep 2, 2008

It all goes to the sewer, so WHY NOT!? The shower water and soap rinse the shower floor/drain off... plus urine (from healthy people) is relatively sterile. Why don't we just all have a pee party right here!? (Last episode of Seinfeld)

McKBrew · Sep 2, 2008

No, honestly I don't pee in the shower, but that doesn't keep me from extracting other liquids in the shower. No, I mean I just scrub it really fast.

BigKahuna · Sep 2, 2008

It's the easiest way to deal with the AM CHUB! And it's MULTITASKING!

JWHooper · Sep 2, 2008

I'm a liar.

Revvy · Sep 2, 2008

I've peed in the shower...Heck I once peed in a basement sink (it was my darkroom), cause I I had put away nearly a fifth of wild turkey with coke and I didn't give a fux (actually I couldn't make it up the stairs)....like fat x said...a drain's a drain.

DeathBrewer · Sep 2, 2008

i pee in all sorts of things, what's the big deal??

blacklab · Sep 2, 2008

It's supposed to kill foot bacteria.

Brooklyn-Brewtality · Sep 2, 2008

damn straight I pee in the shower.

its only a problem once the kitchen sink looks tempting

Ego Archive · Sep 2, 2008

Heck, with the shower I'm at least guaranteed a 50/50 chance of not getting the floor.

Borisbbadd · Sep 2, 2008

In the shower I don't have to put the toilet seat back down.............. :ban:

Matt_D · Sep 2, 2008

In the shower I don't have to put the toilet seat back down..............

I second that

A4J · Sep 3, 2008

Wifey told me not to do it, but I still do it.

Yuri_Rage · Sep 3, 2008

SWMBO thinks it's gross.

She also thinks beer is gross.

quickerNu · Sep 3, 2008

It retards mildew....

Mutilated1 · Sep 3, 2008

hit a new low here I see

we're really dragging the bottom for topics to talk about now aren't we ?

EvilTOJ · Sep 3, 2008

One time I crapped in a gold toilet. I was really drunk at the time.

BuffaloSabresBrewer · Sep 3, 2008

Of course I pee in the shower. Saves water wasted from flushing.

bull8042 · Sep 3, 2008

Yuri_Rage said:
SWMBO thinks it's gross.

She also thinks beer is gross.

HA HA! That is who got me started..... ummm, MY SWMBO, not YOURS though!

flyangler18 · Sep 3, 2008

its only a problem once the kitchen sink looks tempting

Not a problem when SWMBO is locked up in the bathroom peeing herself. Been there, done that. :rockin:

StunnedMonkey · Sep 3, 2008

Ha ha. My SWMBO admits shower peeing too. Of course, we have a seperate shower and tub...I'm not sure she'd pee in there if it was also where she took the occasional bath.

jcarson83 · Sep 3, 2008

I would like to see an honest poll from women. I bet they do it and just deny it.

shecky · Sep 3, 2008

My wife admits to it, too. Personally, I think it's disgusting. Why pee in the shower when the toilet is right next door? I don't get it.

GilaMinumBeer · Sep 3, 2008

shecky said:
My wife admits to it, too. Personally, I think it's disgusting. Why pee in the shower when the toilet is right next door? I don't get it.

Well for one if I am in the shower, what is the point in getting out to use the toilet?

And on the other hand, if there is morning wood there is no way in hell I am bending that to aim at the toilet!

Evan! · Sep 3, 2008

shecky said:
My wife admits to it, too. Personally, I think it's disgusting. Why pee in the shower when the toilet is right next door? I don't get it.

What's disgusting about it? It's just piss. Sterile urine. That gets washed off and goes down the drain, which it would have anyway. Hell, it's not like you're eating out of the tub...unless you're Cosmo.

:drunk:

JustDave · Sep 3, 2008

I pee in the shower, but it doesn't happen that frequently. Usually I've taken care of my morning business by that point anyway.

But if you gotta go, you gotta go .....

cubbies · Sep 3, 2008

I've gone as far as peeing in the shower while standing outside of it waiting for the water to get warm.

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible · Sep 3, 2008

cubbies said:
I've gone as far as peeing in the shower while standing outside of it waiting for the water to get warm.

I got a genuine LOL out of that one!!

shecky · Sep 3, 2008

Evan! said:
What's disgusting about it? It's just piss. Sterile urine. That gets washed off and goes down the drain, which it would have anyway. Hell, it's not like you're eating out of the tub...unless you're Cosmo.

Just a personal thing. No sense hatin'.

uglygoat · Sep 3, 2008

i caught my seven year old daughter peeing in the shower, she thought it was a frikkin riot, so yep, womens pee in there too.

Rezilynt · Sep 3, 2008

I grew up peeing on my cuts, so the shower is really no big deal. Come to think of it, I was taught to also use fresh cow patties for cuts...I don't think my parents liked me much...

Laurel · Sep 3, 2008

I pee in the shower! I don't see why people don't, it helps clean the tub and saves time. It also saves water, and money on TP for us wimminz.

Tenchiro · Sep 3, 2008

Who doesn't? Although if you install a garbage disposal in there so you can crap while showering you may have a problem.

bob1852 · Sep 3, 2008

Tenchiro said:
Who doesn't? Although if you install a garbage disposal in there so you can crap while showering you may have a problem.

Don't forget to dismantle the latch hasp from the auxiliary line (or call David Puddy)

jmulligan · Sep 3, 2008

Tenchiro said:
Although if you install a garbage disposal in there so you can crap while showering you may have a problem.

I pee in the shower. HWMO and I take turns - he thought it would be a riot to piss on my leg once. That is SO not fair when we can't really aim!

Edited for grossness factor (although it's still visible below, so what's the point?).

Ego Archive · Sep 3, 2008

jmulligan said:
I pee in the shower. HWMO and I take turns - he thought it would be a riot to piss on my leg once. That is SO not fair when we can't really aim!

One of HWMO's friends washed a little too enthusiastically (or isn't hygienic enough when he poos) and left a lovely smear on the soap for SWMBO. She didn't see it and gave herself racing stripes.

I'm a bit nauseated and repulsed, I bow to you.

jmulligan · Sep 3, 2008

Ego Archive said:
I'm a bit nauseated and repulsed, I bow to you.

Excellent, step aside.

stever · Sep 3, 2008

cubbies said:
I've gone as far as peeing in the shower while standing outside of it waiting for the water to get warm.

I am making a mental note to only let cubbies use my 1/2 bath. :cross:

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