Hot tub------> mash tun conversion.

Good idea... right?

pros and cons
Pros: none
cons: many to none
Go for it

If you've ever had sex in it.....then probably not...

*shudders*


WTF are you drinking???

Seems like a waste of a good hot tub to me...........

Revvy said:

If you've ever had sex in it.....then probably not...

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Get your head straight!!! He wants to have it as a hot tub so he can have sex in his mash during a 102º acid rest... I thought everyone dreamed about that....

Baby Makin Blonde

More like American Pie Pale Ale.

Boerderij Kabouter said:

Get your head straight!!! He wants to have it as a hot tub so he can have sex in his mash during a 102º acid rest... I thought everyone dreamed about that....

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Boerderij Kabouter said:

Baby Makin Blonde

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PvtSkippy said:

More like American Pie Pale Ale.

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Well played, lads, well played.

Except I'm surpised noone pointed out that it wasn't really an issue, since it is preboil anyway...

I was thinkin it though.... I thought everyone already knew that Its all good. That's what gives it the baby makin quality to it.

"Its made with bits of real sex.... so you know its good."

Definitely gonna need a "protein" rest for THAT one. Unless of course, all your beers will have that "band aide" flavor to them.

Eeeeeeeeew!

Methinks your beer might have a certain creamy color to it.

Just call it "Baby Makin' Brew."

Redefining Cream Ale?!?!

Interesting take on a wooden mash rake, eh?

No honey, you can't shave that! I would have to buy a new hop strainer!

Edit: Oy yes, mash tun....I'll need to work on that.

Honey I want to buy myself a huge false bottom. Can I get one If I buy you some new tits?

Revvy said:

Well played, lads, well played.

Except I'm surpised noone pointed out that it wasn't really an issue, since it is preboil anyway...

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Any extra protein would be taken care of by Irish Moss/Whirlfloc anyway.

Tastes like it has butter inside.

This beer is good.... but it tastes like salty milk and coins

Man, got beaten to the "cream ale" comment.

I wonder what that would do for head retention. How many fermentables would that add?

Would you need to pitch yeast?

this thread is wrong in soooooooooo many ways...

Boerderij Kabouter said:

"Its made with bits of real sex.... so you know its good."

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Now, THAT'S what I call head retention!

shecky said:

Methinks your beer might have a certain creamy color to it.

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Please tell me that's hot break!!!!!!!! :cross:

Call it Sex Panther Beer, made with real bits of sex. 60% of the time, it works every time!

is that what they mean when they say titties and/in beer?

Wonder what would happen if mr goodwrench mashed in a hot tub after performing the not-so-subtle hints his SWMBO sent to him?

Sex Spray Stout, I'd imagine.

consider the line crossed....

I believe that would give you a "double cream stout"

Go for it! Sex in pools is seriously overrated anyway. (so is being caught)

well I think the yeast issue could be taken care of...wink...wink..nudge...nudge

Ummmmm, I meant a pristine new one... pervs

I mean, its like a herms system for a 5 barrel batch