The 'End of the world' predictions

I laugh my ass off when I hear of all of these 'End of the world' conspiracy theories. It makes me laugh to the point of where I actually entertained the thought of - Did the dinosaurs have this same conspiracy **** too? I mean, did they predict their extiction (in their own primitive way) and obsess on this as well?

T-Rex:Oh ****! The meteor is coming the meteor is coming!! Let me wreak havoc and kill lots of ****!!

Triceratops:Shut your no horned ass up and go kill something.

Pteradactyl: Flap Flap Flap

Ichthalotamos: Glug Glug Glug... Im underwater mutha****a!
-Me

I can't spend alot of time replying to this, I'm waiting for the end of the world!

It does not matter if it makes you laugh or not.

If you need some more "down to earth" inclined predictions, i would suggest you check this out, nothing to laugh about there i would say:

Episode 1: Yellowstone's Restless Giant

Caldera is a reality... Of course I cant contest that, but I still think fretting over something we have no control over is senseless and perpetuates relig...

Im not going there... I think bed would be a good avenue for me before I get into a drunken pissing contest.

Im off to bed while I still lvoe you all!
-Me

Hittin the apfelwien tonight huh?

Jesus is coming. Somebody get a towel and clean this mess up.

I still think it's not going to be meteors, volcanoes, nuclear war, or aliens. My money's on zombies.

Of course, it takes a couple of drinks first before I share my theory on that.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45tLWuEw4r4]YouTube - Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?[/ame]

Exactly! Everything I'll need to know for the coming apocalypse, I learned from Fallout 1-3.

JoeMama said:

I laugh my ass off when I hear of all of these 'End of the world' conspiracy theories.

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It's almost funny as your post to thread ratio.

wildwest450 said:

It's almost funny as your post to thread ratio.

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ooooo, SNAP!

dizayum!!!

You know what would really suck? Asteroid impact into the Yellowstone caldera.

That releases the lava zombies from deep within the earth.

I just hope my gueuze is ready to blend before it all comes crashing down.

EvilTOJ said:

You know what would really suck? Asteroid impact into the Yellowstone caldera.

That releases the lava zombies from deep within the earth.

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Freaking lava zombies. Now I'll have to check my liquid nitrogen supplies next time I'm cleaning my shotguns.

Caldera is a reality... Of course I cant contest that, but I still think fretting over something we have no control over is senseless and perpetuates relig...

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One thing is sure, like you mentioned, no use to worry about something we have little or no power over.
Best to live what we can live while we can, and if nothing happens, more power to us! *LOL*

In the meanwhile, nothing like shooting a horde of raging Zombies until the real thing comes along...

Flashlights off, Stef! I hear a witch!

This will all happen December 21st, 2012.

the_bird said:

YouTube - Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?

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haha At first I was like Holy CRAP! These people are really discussing this? What kind of whack job show is this! Then I noticed there mouth's didn't line up at all! haha

Even if none of the conspiracy theory events happen, billions of years from now the Sun will become a red supergiant and engulf the innermost planets and fry us as well! There is no getting around that (if we make it that long)...just stop caring now

IrregularPulse said:

haha At first I was like Holy CRAP! These people are really discussing this? What kind of whack job show is this! Then I noticed there mouth's didn't line up at all! haha

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That's just because it's a crappy video. They are discussing it. Go to theonion.com. You'll be laughing your ass off for days.

Marko73 said:

This will all happen December 21st, 2012.

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I think this date is when the mayans just stopped giving a **** about the calendar.

Skins_Brew said:

I think this date is when the mayans just stopped giving a **** about the calendar.

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Actually, I think the guy who was carving it said "FACK IT!!!" I won't be alive...and quit carving...

homebrewer_99 said:

Actually, I think the guy who was carving it said "FACK IT!!!" I won't be alive...and quit carving...

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Nope.


He was eaten by zombies before he could finish it.

I love dinosaur comics.

hey DB, how'd you get it to display like that?

You mean like this?



I just copied the image properties and linked directly to the image.

DeathBrewer said:

You mean like this?

I just copied the image properties and linked directly to the image.

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This just answered my question I asked in the original post.
TYVM
-Me

DeathBrewer said:

You mean like this?

http://www.qwantz.com/comics/guest7/qwantzwigu.png

I just copied the image properties and linked directly to the image.

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Cool, got it. Thanks!

Those comix are great .

I could waste hours reading them. Haven't actually checked out that website in over a year.

DeathBrewer said:

I could waste hours reading them. Haven't actually checked out that website in over a year.

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Are they published? I miss Calvin and Hobbes.

I don't think so. I think it's just the website. I only know about them because my friend's girl used to print them and put them on her fridge. Always got a kick out of them when she had dessert parties.

He does actually have one published book of the comics, I think it collects all the strips up to 2005. It's called "Your Whole Family Is Made Out of Meat."

or you could enter the last homebrew competiton ever Buzz Off 18
to be held 5/21/2011!

http://buzzhomebrewclub.com/BUZZ_OFF_pages/buzz_off.html

These signs are all around town:



http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html

Kind of disturbing, actually, in a "you people are crazy" kind of way.

There is a similar sign near here.

I love the "guarantee" on that sign, DB.
Is that a money back guarantee?

ytsejam said:

I love the "guarantee" on that sign, DB.
Is that a money back guarantee?

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Hopefully for the people who are putting them up it is!

I read an article about them. They are traveling the country to spread that message and gave up all of their possessions to do it. One guy signed his house over to the next door neighbor! I'd keep it when he comes crawling back on May 22nd.