The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

paulthenurse · Sep 17, 2013

Andy Dalton? Who?

Whatever.. He kicked Ben Rapist-bergers arse. Love it.

Thunder_Chicken · Sep 17, 2013

paulthenurse said:
Hi Brian,
I meant to swing by tonight and drop off those tickets to the Boston Ballet but ran short of time before school. I'll try to get out there on Wednesday so you have them for the weekend. Happy Birthday!

Btw, I get a huge kick out of your Flatulant Fowl ID. That retard is a f'ing riot. You do farktard better than anyone on the Internet. (After me.)

Awww shucks, you say the nicest things Paulie. You make me want to bat for the other team like you do. Smooches, Flatulant Fowl a.k.a TC.

paulthenurse · Sep 17, 2013

Thunder_Chicken said:
You make me want to bat for the other team like you do. Smooches, Flatulant Fowl a.k.a TC.

We'd trade you to the Dodgers.

ComcastWineRookie · Sep 17, 2013

cant we just trade him to the japan league?

yeager1977 · Sep 17, 2013

My day. Should I say more?

Cape Brewing · Sep 17, 2013

Why is there a large buoy on the boat??

bigjohnmilford · Sep 17, 2013

Nice of you guys to let Yeager take the pic before you threw him overboard with the new fancy shoes.

yeager1977 · Sep 17, 2013

Cape Brewing said:
Why is there a large buoy on the boat??

Cause ptn wouldn't let us take the boat without him

bigjohnmilford · Sep 17, 2013

call off the search party

paulthenurse · Sep 17, 2013

So we stopped at a bait/tackle shop this morning to buy bait and ice. And Yeager decides to buy a fishing rod. God strike me dead if he didn't buy the one called The Beef Stick. You can't make up **** like that.

Cape Brewing · Sep 17, 2013

....

.... ....

(speechless)

Melana · Sep 17, 2013

That's ok Paul, we know that only your friends get invites out on LSU!

yeager1977 · Sep 17, 2013

That's not true. I was on the boat today

yeager1977 · Sep 17, 2013

However I came back to shore unlike what would have happened if it was Comcast

Melana · Sep 17, 2013

yeager1977 said:
That's not true. I was on the boat today

Yes, didn't they tell you that your lovely wife paid them to 'take you out'?

yeager1977 · Sep 17, 2013

But I came home. See my last reply

Melana · Sep 17, 2013

Maybe she wanted a day alone with the gardener....

yeager1977 · Sep 17, 2013

Better him than mr

yeager1977 · Sep 17, 2013

He is trying to park the boat in his UAS. My bladder doesn't like it

Melana · Sep 17, 2013

Can't you pee over the side like any other man?

yeager1977 · Sep 17, 2013

No.

ComcastWineRookie · Sep 17, 2013

look at that, PTO and PTN gave him a Golden Shower

ComcastWineRookie · Sep 17, 2013

yeager1977 said:
However I came back to shore unlike what would have happened if it was Comcast

If I ever got the invite I would definitely wear one of those inflatable live jackets that you get when you fly, I am not dumb

bigjohnmilford · Sep 17, 2013

yeager1977 said:
No.

It'll dry boy

bluemoose · Sep 17, 2013

yeager1977 said:
My day. Should I say more?

Is it me or is the boat listing to Paul's side?

paulthenurse · Sep 17, 2013

Beef Stick was playing with the trim tabs. That's my story and I'm sticking with it.

paulthenurse · Sep 18, 2013

Just had a Pearl hot dog cooked on a BGE. There is a guy with a hot dog cart at the head of Lake Quannapowitt in Wakefield. A must stop when I go to my folks. Out/f'ing standing. With a Moxie to wash it down? Meal fit for the gods.

Melana · Sep 18, 2013

paulthenurse said:
Just had a Pearl hot dog cooked on a BGE. There is a guy with a hot dog cart at the head of Lake Quannapowitt in Wakefield. A must stop when I go to my folks. Out/f'ing standing. With a Moxie to wash it down? Meal fit for the gods.

Have you tried saugy's?

paulthenurse · Sep 18, 2013

Melana · Sep 18, 2013

Best hotdogs ever

day_trippr · Sep 18, 2013

It's good to know there's at least one old codger still alive here - and he likes "Moxie"...

All the local teevee news trucks have turned out at Fenway Pahk for Dollar Beard Day. Some folks are definitely stylin'. As promotions go, this one's gonna be fun to see...

Cheers!

the_bird · Sep 18, 2013

Moxie's the most vile, disgusting beverage ever created. I love it. Think we could make it ferment?

paulthenurse · Sep 18, 2013

the_bird said:
Moxie's the most vile, disgusting beverage ever created.

Forgetting the Bog Water?

Moxie's good stuff. Kinda makes you want to brush your teeth after you finish one.

paulthenurse · Sep 18, 2013

Melana said:
Best hotdogs ever

Where?

paulthenurse · Sep 18, 2013

There's a place in Beverly called Scotty Dogs. Real Chicago style dogs. Worth the drive for one dragged through the garden.

paulthenurse · Sep 18, 2013

the_bird said:
Moxie... Think we could make it ferment?

Sodium benzoate and citric acid are listed as preservatives. I'm willing if you are. If we each buy a case it could be a fun experiment. I've got empty 3 gallon carboys.

bluemoose · Sep 18, 2013

Might I suggest drinking your Moxie with a bag of Munchos! Heaven. Used to get dawgs at a place called "Marty's Mutts"

bigjohnmilford · Sep 18, 2013

paulthenurse said:
Where?

Supermarket, they're natural casing hot dogs. It's a Rhode Island Southern Mass thing. I don't think you can find them anywhere else.

the_bird · Sep 18, 2013

paulthenurse said:
Sodium benzoate and citric acid are listed as preservatives. I'm willing if you are. If we each buy a case it could be a fun experiment. I've got empty 3 gallon carboys.

Just leave it in your basement for three years, next to the wine barrel?

paulthenurse · Sep 18, 2013

GFY.

You take it home with you, I learned better.

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