In the event that Shecky

goes missing, JoeC was the last person to see him (alive) and he claims Shecky was already lacking his drawers.

He confessed in the chat.

This thread is a hoax. Shecky never wears drawers.

On behalf of myself, I will not disclose whether or not he fit into 4 corny kegs. Who wants a thick red ale?

I saw Shecky about an hour ago alive, fully clothed, and buying bottle caps

.....liar!!!

Joe C said:

.....liar!!!

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Unless he was an impostor Shecky....

c.n.budz said:

I saw Shecky about an hour ago alive, fully clothed, and buying bottle caps

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That was probably Zombie Shecky. They look almost identical.

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:

That was probably Zombie Shecky. They look almost identical.

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you can tell them a part because Zombie Shecky has a whole brain just in his mouth, Alive Shecky only had 1/4 brain is his whole head....Bu Dum Ching!

IrregularPulse said:

you can tell them a part by Zombie Shekcy has a whole brain in just his mouth, Alive Shecky only had 1/4 brain is his whole head....Bu Dum Ching!

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I can indeed confirm that Alive Shecky only had 1/4 of a brain.

Hey! you edited that! Smartass!!!

Thought of the new post after I submitted the first. Thought it was funnier.

Rage zombie or normal shuffling-brain eating zombie?

No, no, no guys, the only way to tell the difference between Zombie Shecky and the real one is to flash him a pic like this...



And if he goes all red in the face and ballistic and raving about the evils of porch couches, it's real shecky...if he just says "braiiiins." then you know it's the zombie one...

What in the holy hell? I come back home from meeting two fine gentelmen, one of whom could pass for 15 years old (I'm not saying which one) and this is what happens?

Guess I've built up quite a reputation, for better or worse.

It was the real live me, and I am wearing drawers. Plaid green boxers, if you must know.

shecky said:

What in the holy hell? I come back home from meeting two fine gentelmen, one of whom could pass for 15 years old (I'm not saying which one) and this is what happens?

Guess I've built up quite a reputation, for better or worse.

It was the real live me, and I am wearing drawers. Plaid green boxers, if you must know.

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I must, I must..

btw, gentlemen is spelled wrong in your statement.

HBHoss said:

I must, I must..

btw, gentlemen is spelled wrong in your statement.

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See, I was so flummoxed by this thread I lost my ability to spell kurectly.

shecky said:

See, I was so flummoxed by this thread I lost my ability to spell kurectly.

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This is the only place I know where a chap can be flummoxed for free!

GroovePuppy said:

This is the only place I know where a chap can be flummoxed for free!

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Shhhhhhhhhh! Keep it quiet or some how they'll try and tax flummoxing.

flummoxing? Is that something akin to whoopin' the $hit outta someone?

I just felt the call to join this thread.

zac said:

I just felt the call to join this thread.

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OK, the gang's all here! ON WITH THE SHECKY-BASHING!!!

Ah yes, Shecksteropolousmadoodleydoo. Now that he's gone AG he'll be like the Gnome and just grace us with his presence at his convenience. Kinda like a cat does. Just keep out the food and water and it'll let you know when it wants to play, otherwise, leave it alone.



j/k

shecky said:

I come back home from meeting two fine gentelmen, one of whom could pass for 15 years old (I'm not saying which one) and this is what happens?

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I'm assuming that's me, haha.

Joe C said:

I'm assuming that's me, haha.

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Yep, that's you. I'm surprised they let you into the bar we drank at when I was in town

-Joe

Joe C said:

I'm assuming that's me, haha.

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I'm not going to say you look young, but I suddenly felt 10 years older than I really am.

Joe C said:

I'm assuming that's me, haha.

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Well, it wasn't me. I haven't been able to pass for 15 since I was 12....

I guess it's a good thing? Joe I was still 21 when we got lunch.

22? Ugh. I just bought corny kegs from a man who was born AFTER I graduated from high school.

When Shecky says he feels like an old man he is just telling you what he wants. It's probably best to go and hire an old man for him, or he will eat your brains.

MMMM, brains.

Really? I thought you AT MOST 30-32 shecky.

Joe C said:

Really? I thought you AT MOST 30-32 shecky.

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Are you hitting on me? That's flattering, really. You're only 8-10 years off.

shecky said:

MMMM, brains.

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I find it Ironic that something as ugly as that should be telling me that Lucy Pinder is beautiful. You'd really think it should be guiding my loins towards one of those wrinkly chinese puppies to match it's own appearance!

shecky said:

Are you hitting on me? That's flattering, really. You're only 8-10 years off.

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hahahahahahaha! Nah, I'm completely serious.

It has been difficult for me working though... when I've conducted meetings many people initially don't take me seriously. When they realize that I'm not kidding (or a work study) they finally respect me.

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:

I find it Ironic that something as ugly as that should be telling me that Lucy Pinder is beautiful. You'd really think it should be guiding my loins towards one of those wrinkly chinese puppies to match it's own appearance!

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It appears as if your abuse is going unnoticed! What's up with that? Pretty rude if you ask me...

EDIT* Never mind! I thought you were hammering on Shecky..... Now I see what you mean.

HBHoss said:

Shhhhhhhhhh! Keep it quiet or some how they'll try and tax flummoxing.

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Here in New York, we are already have a flummox tax. In fact, we aqre taxed flummoxing and nonplussing!

I really like the pillow arranging on that one. It must be Martha Stewart's porch. I'd bang the snot out of her.

Damn, how did I miss this thread yesterday?

Zombie shecky? Real shecky misplessing words?

Whats next. Redneck astronaut supershecky?

Wears a space helmet, wife beater and goes around correcting people's english into redneck?

Or is that "bushnick"?

Joe C said:

hahahahahahaha! Nah, I'm completely serious.

It has been difficult for me working though... when I've conducted meetings many people initially don't take me seriously. When they realize that I'm not kidding (or a work study) they finally respect me.

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I have the same problem. 26 but look 20. I traveled for Service work from the age 22-25 (appearred 17-20) and you could tell when my contacts first saw me they were thinking, oh god, this kid can't fix my machine! The worst was conducting training at auto plants. These 40-50 year old union workers don't want some "kid" trying to teach them something about their job! I learned real quick, Show up with Doughnuts.They wouldn't care if you actually were 12. They're not listening anyways, at least they can eat doughnuts while they zone out for 8 hours.