Brew room phrase needed

I need a nice phrase to post on my Brew/fermentation room door.
Any ideals??

Well,how bout your brewery's name? Dusty brewing? dusty Brewery?

Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter

Mourn not for the billions that gave their lives for we now have beer.

Referencing yeast of course

You are unsanitary.
Stay out.

Homer has the best quote:

"Carpe Cerveza".

MC

There's Beer in here

"no, I will not brew you a Bud/Miller/Coors"

Beer Nursery

Look upon my wort, ye mighty, and despair!

Nice ones..

Come in standing, leave here swaying

This Side Up. (With an arrow)

"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead."
- Charles Bukowski

If you can read this sign, you're not drunk enough.

Or something like:

In yeast we trust

the reply at the top of the page made me think of this one. From An old Judas Priest song...The Sentinel Room...how we do love watching our fermenters. "temp not the blade,all fear The Sentinal. Amidst the upturned burned out cars,the challengers await. Armed with iron bars,with which to seal his fate"...

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin

Hey ladies, come have an ale of a time with a fungi.

DustWort's School of Zymurgy - Expecto Cerevisiae.

Go away!

Grain, hops or yeast. No one drinks for free.

Wet Floor... with an arrow that points up

"According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution."

The liver is evil and must be punished!

Ladies its not a fungus it is yeast

end game suckas! "Don't worry about what the flocc I be fermentin'!"

Yes, it does smell like a brewery!

"There can't be good living where there is not good drinking"

That's one of my all-time favorites!

Beer is what you make it

^^^I'll drink to that!

"Better brewing through aggressive spending"

Lost Abbey has a sign above their barrel room that says, "In Illa Brettanomyces, Nos Fides," which roughly translates to, "In the Wild Yeast We Believe." You could alter it to, "In Illa Saccaromyces, Nos Fides."

To drink, or not to drink, that is the question:
Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Thirst,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of kegs,
And by opposing end them: to drink, to get drunk
No more; and by a bender, to say we end
The Heart-ache, and the thousand Natural shocks
That Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To drink, to get drunk,
To get drunk, perchance to pass out; Aye, there's the rub,
For in that drunken state, what inappropriate behavior may come,
When we have shuffled off this better judgement,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes Calamity of so strong a bender:
For who would bear the Whips and Scorns of time,
The Oppressor's wrong, the proud man's Contumely,
The pangs of despised Love, the Law’s delay,
The insolence of Office, and the Spurns
That patient merit of the teetotaler takes,
When he himself might his Quietus make
With a full keg? Who would Fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of waking up naked with 200,000 Youtube views ,
The undiscovered Country, from whose bourn
No video returns, Puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have,
Than fly to others that we know not of.
Thus fear of our drinking buddies does make Cowards of us all,
And thus the Native hue of wanting to tie one on
Is sicklied o'er, with the pale cast of Thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment,
With this regard their Currents turn awry,
And lose the name of Action. Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia? Nymph, in thy Orisons
Hold my beer and watch this, Y’all.

Rhumbline said:

To drink, or not to drink, that is the question
Hold my beer and watch this, Y’all.

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do you charge by the letter, word or line?

why are you all still trying? I already said, "end game suckas! 'Don't worry about what the flocc I be fermentin'!' "


now, where's my royalties?

GrogNerd said:

do you charge by the letter, word or line?

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lem'me guess, you saw it was more than 140 characters and were unable to maintain the thought process necessary to follow it through.

All those who pass through this door bring a smile to our faces, some by stepping in, some by stepping out.

ktblunden said:

Lost Abbey has a sign above their barrel room that says, "In Illa Brettanomyces, Nos Fides," which roughly translates to, "In the Wild Yeast We Believe." You could alter it to, "In Illa Saccaromyces, Nos Fides."

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Actually, it would be "...we have faith," which I think is a better translation. It's easy to believe in wild yeast--they exist--but to have faith that they will work with you and produce an excellent brew... well, that is a step above.