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not rhyming lol.

I don't think the 20oz jars really mean much based on the second explanation.. I might be wrong though.

I like the way you solved it differently, but how how do you make sure you measure only 2 gallons into the 3 gallon jug is the only question.
 
Roadliner said:
not rhyming lol.

I don't think the 20oz jars really mean much based on the second explanation.. I might be wrong though.

I like the way you solved it differently, but how how do you make sure you measure only 2 gallons into the 3 gallon jug is the only question.

It's the two gallons that were left over in the 5gal jug after pouring it into the 3 gallon jug.
 
Roadliner and Emjay
I think you both answered the question today
I got to admit that one screws me up
Especially when I'm a little drunk
The 16/20 thing is no real thing
Just some stupid words that didn't even bring bling
But if there is somebody out there who can make sense of it
I'll buy them a few beers and maybe some sparlkler sticks..
 
LabRatBrewer said:
This one is from my son
maybe not a riddle, but a little fun...
Pete and Repeat are on a boat. Pete falls off, who is left?

Ha, I heard that one as a kid. Not exactly a riddle though, and it doesn't seem to work as well when written.
 
To this thread I must be true
And post a riddle while I brew
There once was a girl from Nantucket
Her flatualance would displace the air in a 5 gallon bucket
That has nothing do do with this riddle
I'm stalling as usual and playing my old fiddle

When the Hanging Gardens of Babel grew,
I read the heavens for what it knew
to gesture a thing that can't be seen,
with rigid arm and hand so keen.

I have a marked and telling face,
and never rush - I keep my pace.
I'm shy of clouds and the dead of night,
otherwise faced true North I'm always right.

Now given gears I never sleep,
and two more arms are mine to keep.
Sixty to one they each will race,
but twice a day they all embrace.
 
Well, I shouldn't be up so late
But not sleeping is often my fate
As the owls go hoo and the cradle does rock
I think, why did I even bother looking at the clock
 
Jsguitar, I just have one thing to say

We're gonna rock around the clock tonight,
We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'till broad daylight,
We're gonna rock around the clock tonight.


;)
 
Dan, you are to riddles
What Itzhak Perlman is to fiddles
As I'm no riddler fiddler or even Tommy Bolin
It's up to you to keep the ball a rollin'


;)
 
Okay, I'm officially banning the word "fiddle" and any related words (fiddles, fiddling, fiddler). It's used way too much here.

/continue rhyming
 
:)

First off, thanks for the nice words!! :mug:
But my riddles or not worthy for sure
There are some who post late at night
And they keep making this thread out of sight

So for now my new friend
Lets let others bring a big grin.

Ps.. there is one thing for sure. right now I have no riddle that will endure
and my rhyming and timing sucks.. It usually does :D Don't worry about it my cuz.


eghads... more of my bad rhyming and pecially bad tonight.
 
Yeah, I got to hit the rack too
Othewise I'd stay up just trying to be cool
See you guys some other day
But come loaded with riddles in each your own way
 
Oh how sad to come back to this thread.
To find a word I can not use in my head.
No more trying to rhyme with a fiddle
It's banned, I can't use it, Not even a little?
What else will I do while I piddle?
I guess I've always wanted to learn to whittle.
Maybe work out and lose a little of my middle.
Let's be realistic, that thought makes me giggle.
Time to go make some bacon on my griddle.
 
Hey there Emjay
I just got to say
Banning my favorite word my young son
Is not going to bring this riddle much fun

OKay you'r probably older than I
Calling you son was a stupid reply

Doesn't matter ... words will flow here
Cause it is all about fun and drinking beer

In addition if you haven't read this hole thread submission
Emjay is not like many and his brain brings forth weird additions
To a thread that only ask for riddles
Emjay? He sorts throught the middle

Glad to have this guy posting here.
If he weren't I'd spend more time crying in my beer.

Thats enough! I have to say.

Please press on dear Emjay!
 
Dan said:
Hey there Emjay
I just got to say
Banning my favorite word my young son
Is not going to bring this riddle much fun

OKay you'r probably older than I
Calling you son was a stupid reply

Nah, based on some posts that I've read,
You're not too far off with what you said.
You probably are old enough to be my dad,
As 26 years are all I've had. :D
 
Just want to say, and this is a bit early and probably won't rhyme.

Thanks to you all this thread brings me great awe.

To all who have posted or have read here. To my heart it is quite dear.

Merry Christmas to you. All year it brings cheer

And to this thread you guys make riddlles quite clear

Well, the riddles aren't always clear and that makes them fun

For me, it keeps me from breaking out the big guns (it rhymed)

Seriously, just want to say

Thanks for your post, even if not every day.

Cheers and a happy holidays to you all

I hope your days will never stall

This thread might slow down

But for a long time I think; it will, be-around.

Dan
 
Riding full speed up on my trusty steed
A lion on my back and giraffe at my side
I'd just hold on until I finished the ride
Because I think what you are talking about
Brings children much pleasure and music abounds
My steed, the lion, and giraffe are all part of a merry-go-round
 
A turkey you say?
I want to play
How are a Turkey, a Donkey, and a Monkey the same?
And how do they open doors I must also relay.
 
Put the kids away....
I am waiting, heed what I say...











What the difference between eating p@#$$& and driving in the fog?
okay, not a true riddle but I've been driving in smog
 
LRB I must just say
The smog has effed up your brain today
Eating P@#$$& and fog?
I have no answer so will procrastinate
Couldn't give one and if did it'd be late
Look forward to the answer to this one
Seems X-rated and a lot of fun.
 
The language not vulgar but not quite not mild
But the context of the riddle was not ment for a child
 

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