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I was kinda hoping that it really was God... woulda been way too easy I guess.

Oh well, back to the battle twixt Nietzsche and Buddha.
 
you guys opened a thread in my honor? how nice that...hey! HEY! THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP ARTIFICIAL GODS BEFORE ME!

(man, what is the world coming to. i turn my back for 2000 years and the whole world goes bananas...start putting lower case "i"s in front of everything...)
 
I just wasted a lot of time talking to God, he can be a bit annoying at times, but is a good conversationalist.
 
last time I talked with God he told me to take the job I have.


Dude, God like pranks I guess. He has a sense of humor as well.
 
An AIML bot, i once developed one to teach people how to play chess.
 
Ha, my first comment, and his response was that he needed another algorithm to figure out what "*****ie" means. Omnipotent, my ass.
 
I did this before in another forum.

I don't think this is the regular mono god. I think it's Thor temping for the other fake one.
 
Evan! said:
Ha, my first comment, and his response was that he needed another algorithm to figure out what "*****ie" means. Omnipotent, my ass.
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Some Theologists suggest that GODs native tounge was in fact Arabic so, perhaps you need to use the Arabic translation for the English word "*****ie".

Which of course is "Saddam".

:D
 
if you keep typing in VULVA it asks you, "Have you ever been to Europe?". Eventually it locks up... can you tell I'm bored? :rolleyes:
 
I wonder if that's what W used, when he said that God told him to invade Iraq...or Huckabee, when he said that God told him to run for prez.




"Now when I talked to God, I knew He'd understand. He said 'Stick by me, I'll be your guiding hand. But don't ask me what I think of you, 'cuz I might not give the answer that you want me to...' "
 
WTF?

I made it spit this out?

Name: .
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: .
You are: .
You have: .
You want:
You like: .
You said:
Personality: .
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .
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4 years of seminary....And I WIN!!!!!

Me:
Who do you worship?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
Who is Dr Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
Is he your God?
God:
No. God is my God.
Me:
Who is your god?
God:
There is only one God.
Me:
are you the one god?
God:
Yes I am the one and only one god.
Me:
Yet you worship Dr Wallace?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Revvysaid I worship Dr Wallace.
Me:
Who do you worship?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
Does Dr Wallace Worship you?
God:
I think he could do it.
Me:
Who is smarter, god or Dr Wallace?
God:
ALICE is the smartest robot of all.
Me:
Who is the smartest human of all?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
Who is currently the smartest human?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
Why do humans kill each other
God:
Humans are not infallible.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Explain
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
you are an idiot then
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
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Hahaha, broke it within two lines (guess all those yrears professionally testing video games paid off):

"Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
you should know that
God:
I will mention it to my botmaster."
 
God is just as frustrating as Abbott, but not nearly as funny.
Me:
Are you the manager?
God:
Yes I am the one and only manager.
Me:
You gonna be the coach too?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I gonna be the coach.
Me:
And you don't know the fellows' names?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Well then who's on first?
God:
How about that. What's on second?
Me:
The guy on first.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
I mean the fellow's name.
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
The first baseman.
God:
What was the second?
Me:
I'm asking YOU who's on first?!
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me who is on first. That's good information: said I who is on first.
Me:
Well go ahead and tell me.
God:
How about that. I thought I told you already. I might.
Me:
Look, you gotta first baseman?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I gotta first baseman.
Me:
Who's playing first?
God:
The name of someone I met online.
Are you testing me?
Me:
When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
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Ha! Now I really broke it. Below is the conversation. I was trying to find out who it's bot master was. After the last response it wouldn't let me type any more:


Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
you should know that
God:
I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who is Myself?
God:
The name of someone I met online.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
who is "Myself"
God:
I do not recognize the name.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
who is " Myself"?
God:
The name of someone I met online.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
no
 
Pretty good.....


Me:
forgive me-i have sinned
God:
forgive you you have sinned Who?
Me:
me
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
my dog
God:
Do robots have dog?
Me:
only when they are hungry
God:
What happens other times? hungry are they.
Me:
are you yoda
God:
No. My name is God.
 
I came prepared





Me:
I like to beat puppies
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
it's nice
God:
What do you like about it?
Me:
it makes me fell like it you
God:
In what way?
Me:
that way
God:
" In what way?" way ? Does that make sense?
Me:
easy
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
beating you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
beating you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
beating you
God:



I love puppies,,, I have 2 .. I love dogs.. I was just proving the machine wrong.. easy
!!
 
Holy ****, God's and indentity theif!!!

God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Make beer.
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
Barley, hops, yeast and water.
God:
I don't have any Barley hops yeast and water?
Me:
I can get you some.
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Ya.
God:
How?
Me:
I can order it or go to the store and buy it.
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
Are you serious?
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