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Forum: General Chit Chat 05-30-2012, 03:07 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,035
Posted By sudsmonkey
Don't buy anything from Cold Steel. Well, you...

Don't buy anything from Cold Steel. Well, you can, but it will be a facsimile of a real sword at best.

An honest to goodness real live sword will cost you. You can have them made to order or...
Forum: All Grain & Partial Mash Brewing 04-30-2012, 01:43 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,333
Posted By sudsmonkey
Had one do that several years ago. I was reading...

Had one do that several years ago. I was reading here to find out why. Still no idea. It turned out great, though. Don't worry about it and enjoy your beer.
Forum: General Chit Chat 10-26-2008, 01:55 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,682
Posted By sudsmonkey
I expect it would be rather uneventful. I agree...

I expect it would be rather uneventful. I agree with the soft spot theory.

I do know that if you fill one with water, plug the hole, and shoot it with a high-powered rifle, it will vaporize. That...
Forum: Introductions 09-18-2008, 10:43 PM
Replies: 4
yo!
Views: 299
Posted By sudsmonkey
What tipped you off, there, Goblinboy?

What tipped you off, there, Goblinboy?
Forum: General Beer Discussion 08-16-2008, 10:56 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,509
Posted By sudsmonkey
Ah, an optimist! I like the way you think! If it...

Ah, an optimist! I like the way you think! If it works out that way. I'll try to get pictures.
Forum: General Beer Discussion 08-16-2008, 12:07 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,509
Posted By sudsmonkey
I'm not afaraid. What we have is a totally...

I'm not afaraid. What we have is a totally committed brewing relationship. I did slip once and let some other people watch me brew, but we're beyond that. This would be more like a three way.
...
Forum: General Beer Discussion 08-10-2008, 05:26 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,509
Posted By sudsmonkey
Let me get this straight..... You're saying I...

Let me get this straight..... You're saying I should go?

Guess you're all right . The best point was the one about never having met a homebrewer who wasn't cool. It sort of goes with the...
Forum: General Beer Discussion 08-09-2008, 06:16 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,509
Posted By sudsmonkey
Real Dilemma - (new neighbor also a homebrewer)

I brew with a friend from work. I taught him to brew abou 10 batches ago. Since we stared, we have done seven A/G batches. We do 10 gallons at the time, and take home 5 gallons each. Haven't had a...
Forum: Equipment/Sanitation 08-09-2008, 05:52 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,139
Posted By sudsmonkey
I understand that you want a false bottom. That...

I understand that you want a false bottom. That being said, I'd go with the manifold approach.

If you're set on a false bottom, though.....

Measure the dimension of your MLT...
Forum: General Beer Discussion 03-12-2008, 12:27 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 4,837
Posted By sudsmonkey
By day ( and sometimes at night), I keep a ragged...

By day ( and sometimes at night), I keep a ragged old cable TV system running. I moonlight as "ground support" for a horse ranch. That covers digging ditches, building barns, mowing pastures, and...
Forum: General Beer Discussion 03-12-2008, 12:08 AM
Replies: 143
Views: 7,774
Posted By sudsmonkey
Have none of you heard of Schaeffer beer? It's...

Have none of you heard of Schaeffer beer? It's horse piss if it's anything. I drank enough of it in college to float a tugboat in. It was one of the first beers I remember coming in the "suitcase"...
Forum: General Chit Chat 03-03-2008, 12:26 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,115
Posted By sudsmonkey
I brew because I really dig it. Because money is...

I brew because I really dig it. Because money is an object. Because It pisses me off that the local grocery charges $10 per six pack for beer that can't hold a candle to mine. I brew because nobody...
Forum: Bottling/Kegging 03-03-2008, 12:06 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,977
Posted By sudsmonkey
I don't mind filling the bottles, but the...

I don't mind filling the bottles, but the sanitizing is what gets me. I bottle in 40's, so there's only 16 bottles to clean and fill, but I still hate the process.

My local convenience store...
Forum: Introductions 03-02-2008, 11:52 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 377
Posted By sudsmonkey
Welcome Senor! I'm down near New bern.

Welcome Senor! I'm down near New bern.
Forum: Cheese Making Forum 03-02-2008, 11:48 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,315
Posted By sudsmonkey
Let's try this.. I stopped by a local restaurant...

Let's try this.. I stopped by a local restaurant and got a plastic jar that salad dressing came in. I cut it off at the right height ( short enough to fit in my homemade cheese press), and drilled...
Forum: General Chit Chat 02-17-2008, 12:28 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 2,139
Posted By sudsmonkey
You'uns is one mo' funny man!

You'uns is one mo' funny man!
Forum: General Chit Chat 02-16-2008, 06:37 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 2,139
Posted By sudsmonkey
!8 years here. Money is always an issue...

!8 years here.

Money is always an issue that you both have to look after. Debt can be a horrible thing if you let it go. Resentments build, relationships crumble as blame is placed, etc.
Your...
Forum: General Chit Chat 02-16-2008, 06:14 PM
Replies: 165
Views: 6,253
Posted By sudsmonkey
If guns were outlawed, there would have been 15...

If guns were outlawed, there would have been 15 people stabbed.
Guns are bad!




Screw it...I'm taking my kids shooting right now.:rockin:
Forum: General Chit Chat 02-09-2008, 12:23 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 944
Posted By sudsmonkey
That's just un-Dutch of them! They're gonna BE in...

That's just un-Dutch of them! They're gonna BE in Dutch over this one.

Marking Amsterdam off my list of places to visit. Maybe Bangkok.
Forum: Beginners Beer Brewing Forum 02-09-2008, 12:16 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 4,712
Posted By sudsmonkey
I'm proud to say that Mr. Beer took my brewing...

I'm proud to say that Mr. Beer took my brewing cherry. It was a West Coast Pale Ale that tasted like ass for the first six months after bottling. I got hard up one day and drank a bottle of it. It...
Forum: General Chit Chat 02-08-2008, 11:43 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 580
Posted By sudsmonkey
We bought a house back in "90 that had a ditch...

We bought a house back in "90 that had a ditch from the property line in for about 10 feet. The town maintained the ditch even though we owned it. I just looked at it as "not the yard". The part...
Forum: Cooking & Pairing 02-08-2008, 11:15 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,148
Posted By sudsmonkey
Really! Save yourself some time and effort and...

Really! Save yourself some time and effort and Google Eastern North Carolina Barbecue. Anything else is just grilled meat.

I'm sorry, but it's true. Enjoy!
Forum: General Chit Chat 12-30-2007, 01:00 AM
Replies: 258
Views: 7,912
Posted By sudsmonkey
Everybody knows that Jake Weber was in The...

Everybody knows that Jake Weber was in The Pelican Brief with Denzel Washington.
Forum: General Chit Chat 12-30-2007, 12:48 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,098
Posted By sudsmonkey
Congratulations,Bill! You're like a fixture...

Congratulations,Bill! You're like a fixture around here. Kinda like furniture. Not really like an end table or a coffee table. More like a really tacky lamp, or a cuckoo clock, or some of the crap...
Forum: General Chit Chat 12-30-2007, 12:38 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 5,890
Posted By sudsmonkey
You cats are going to be crying as I swill my...

You cats are going to be crying as I swill my homebrew from those new pint glasses!
:mug: Woo Hoo!
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