Living Will

Not what I was expecting. Good one!

nice

SwAMi75 said:

Not what I was expecting. Good one!

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I think I am with SwAMi75! Not at all what I expected and today I needed a laugh. When I had my heart operation last November I did not do a living will.... it was something else.... wwhat was it called...... hmmmm..... my head is too foggy... can't remember the name, but its like one.

you got cable man?

GOD said:

I think I am with SwAMi75! Not at all what I expected and today I needed a laugh. When I had my heart operation last November I did not do a living will.... it was something else.... wwhat was it called...... hmmmm.....

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How about a "Do Not Rescucitate Order"? I had my heart attack (I got an angioplasty, that's "balloon" to the rest of you...) over 9 years ago and have had no problems since.

Guess I don't have to worry. No TV, no SWMBO. Just ale and dogs.

homebrewer_99 said:

Me and my better half were sitting in the living room one night and I said to her,
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my beer.

*****!

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My new nominee for post of the year!

david_42 said:

Guess I don't have to worry. No TV, no SWMBO. Just ale and dogs.

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I truely envy you

homebrewer_99 said:

How about a "Do Not Rescucitate Order"? I had my heart attack (I got an angioplasty, that's "balloon" to the rest of you...) over 9 years ago and have had no problems since.

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SWMBO says it was an "Active Directive"

GOD said:

SWMBO says it was an "Active Directive"

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I'm 27 and I have an Active Directive. That Terry Schiavo stuff scared the hell out of me and my wife.

homebrewer_99 said:

Me and my better half were sitting in the living room one night and I said to her,

"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my beer.

*****!

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

i can't afford the machine that goes ping, so i'll not have to worry about it...