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Looks like we better march on the Canadian embassy. The second Monday of October is one of their holidays. They will never see it coming.
 
airplanedoc said:
looks like we better march on the canadian embassy. The second monday of october is one of their holidays. They will never see it coming.
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bastards!!!!!!!!!
You will never take me alive!!
 
"they are not English at all. It is always probably Indian or Canuck or French, or other... ... ... stupid languages."
 
It's interesting that they said that some Canadians love to throw snowballs at Americans. This actually happened to me once. It didn't really bother me until he almost got some in my homebrew. I was going to throw down but by the time I finished my beer he was gone.
 
Whenever you try to start a conversation they get angry and throw snowballs, and hit you with hockey sticks... they're bastards.

But what is really important to remember is we are NOT trying to take their rich apple juice resources.
 
We're just waiting for your dollar to fall a little more so we can eventually just buy your whole country. The drive south to warmer climates is about to hit a tipping point. You've foolishly let us have our spies live among you in places like Scottsdale and Florida, disguised as greying retirees. We forced you to accept hockey teams in these areas that were destined to fail and become a financial burden on your countries billionnaires. All part of a bigger plan which I am not at liberty to discuss right now. MUHAHAHHAHAHAHA
 
Pffft. They have to cross oceans, and also don't have the armada of snowballs that we've been making here.

Did you know Canada is a socialist country? Every family must meet their weekly quota of 100 snowballs or else we don't get bread. True dat.

Fools spent billions building a fence along mexico, when you should've done the opposite. MUHAHAHAHAHAH
 
I forgave the Canadians for Celine Deon, I gnashed my teeth and forgave them for Brian Adams and Tom Greene, and I figured the TakeSomeAdvice guy was just one yutz working alone... but this was the last straw. They dont even put out new Kids in the Hall episodes anymore. Something must be done.
 
CreamyGoodness said:
I forgave the Canadians for Celine Deon, I gnashed my teeth and forgave them for Brian Adams and Tom Greene, and I figured the TakeSomeAdvice guy was just one yutz working alone... but this was the last straw. They dont even put out new Kids in the Hall episodes anymore. Something must be done.
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You mean you don't appreciate Howie Mandel?
 
What they didnt mention is the size of the force the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen boast these days. What is their agenda?
 
CreamyGoodness said:
What they didnt mention is the size of the force the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen boast these days. What is their agenda?
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They are planning on "basic instinct"ing as many unsuspecting Americans as possible. Read 'em and weep, ya damn yankees!

 
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I think we should get drunk of Yuenglings (It's American Made still, not like that commie Budweiser) then watch Stripes and Canadain Bacon for inspiration and INVADE THOSE BASTIGES!!!!!!!

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Come to Michigan, we have two great places to cross over, and we history of invading those f-ers. After the Civil War Port Huron was an invasion site for Canada during the Finian Raid. In fact we just had a celebration of that hallowed day.

In 1870, Port Huron was the launch point along with the city of Detroit for the Fenian Brotherhood to capture British North America (now known as Canada) and hold them hostage to use as a bargaining chip to liberate Ireland. A canon was rolled down Military at the foot of Griswold Street. From there, they intended to launch their attack on Sarnia. British soliders however lined the shore on the Canadian side, and the attack put off. The Fenian Raid event will be re-enacted this Labor Day Weekend – a parade, opening and closing ceremonies, cannon firings, storytelling, a Saturday Night ball and more. It will be at Vantage Point and admission is free. Saturday, September 1 & Sunday, September 2 the encampment will be open from 11am – 5pm. We will ‘Party on the Green’ from 7:00 – 8:30pm on Saturday evening. For more information call (810) 989-6002 or visit www.fenianraid.com.
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Surrender Pronto, or we'll level Toronto!!!!!
 
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paulster2626 said:
You can always add water to it so it tastes like the swill you're accustomed to down there.
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It seems you missed my "Canadian Bacon" reference.

But I understand what you were trying to do there. Too bad the swill I'm accustomed to "down here" (I'm pretty much directly west of Toronto) is Founders and Bells...
 
Homercidal said:
It seems you missed my "Canadian Bacon" reference.

But I understand what you were trying to do there. Too bad the swill I'm accustomed to "down here" (I'm pretty much directly west of Toronto) is Founders and Bells...
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Michigan is in the USA. Toronto is in Canada. Therefore, you are WAY south of us. You've probably never even seen snow.

Founders and Bells? Never heard of 'em. If they were good breweries they'd have more market share like Budweiser and Coors.

What if I told you I've never seen Canadian Bacon?
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paulster2626 said:
Michigan is in the USA. Toronto is in Canada. Therefore, you are WAY south of us. You've probably never even seen snow.
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Don't forget, Windsor is SOUTH of Detroit, and therefore Tropical, they never see snow either. :)
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In fact it really is just a Suburb of Detroit anyway....When Journey sang "Born and raised in South Detroit" in "Don't Stop Believing" they really meant somewhere on Ouellette avenue.
 
With the impending Bacon crisis looming here in the states, we may have to invade out neighbors to the north.
 
Airplanedoc said:
With the impending Bacon crisis looming here in the states, we may have to invade out neighbors to the north.
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You wouldn't like our bacon. It's got too much "oomph". Basically the craft beer of the bacon world. Craft bacon, now there's an idea.
 
The bacon shortage is rumored to be world-wide. I plan on raiding several texan households and taking out as many wild boar as I can find. There's no closed season on them here.
 
Whattawort said:
The bacon shortage is rumored to be world-wide. I plan on raiding several texan households and taking out as many wild boar as I can find. There's no closed season on them here.
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Well there is pig strike going on don´t you guys watch the news?pigs_on_strike.gif
 
Don't forget it took a Canadian to show you guys how to properly sport an afro and a moustache.

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That's not hockey hair.

THIS is hockey hair:
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Is Jagr's hair naturally curly, or is this also a hockey perm?
 
Revvy said:
I think we should get drunk of Yuenglings (It's American Made still, not like that commie Budweiser) then watch Stripes and Canadain Bacon for inspiration and INVADE THOSE BASTIGES!!!!
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^^^This is a plan I can get behind.
 

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