So i sat down and wrote two HBT limericks

There once was a yeast who made booze
So bored with his job, took a snooze
He was roused and awakened
Afrer he was just shaken
And made a gravity in the one-zero-twos

When a brewer decides on brew
He might not have but a clue
On how high he should mash
Or when he should crash
So Revvy he must come to you

Dont ask me why I do the things I do...I couldnt tell you.
-Jefe-

I applaud your efforts and then some
your verbage and prose, so handsome
but if you've got time
to sit down and rhyme
why not crush more grain and brew some?

...minus some points for 3x "some"'s

Those are quite awesome.

good job...i didnt think i would get any responses.

SkewedAle said:

Those are quite awesome.

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...as are those (your avatar)

Grizzlybrew said:

...as are those (your avatar)

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Haha, thanks, I must say, I agree.

I'm going to my tap; won't you follow?
Some wonderful brew we will swallow
The big problem is
I keep having to wiz
How I wish that my legs were both hollow.

There once was an online brew forum,
You'd think that they'd rather just pour 'em.
They spent too much free time, in conjuring rhyme,
It was all I could do, to ignore 'em!

Hoppus_Poppatopolis said:

I'm going to my tap; won't you follow?
Some wonderful brew we will swallow
The big problem is
I keep having to wiz
How I wish that my legs were both hollow.

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I'll be putting a bathroom in downstairs this spring by the bar. This is getting hung on the door for sure!!

How about a haiku:
Bottled beer is good
But from a tap it's better
In your belly is best

Here's a rather lengthy one I wrote before Christmas 08.

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/how-grinch-stole-homebrew-91639/

There once was a man who made homebrew,
whose beer was so bad it could kill you.
"Drink eight-a-day!"
He used-to would say
that is until his liver did rot through!

No, wait...

IrregularPulse said:

I'll be putting a bathroom in downstairs this spring by the bar. This is getting hung on the door for sure!!

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Same here. Gonna frame it above the toilet.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
who brewed his own beer in a bucket,
when he ran out of glasses,
his guests acted like asses,
he held up his tap and said"Suck it!"

GilaMinumBeer said:

Same here. Gonna frame it above the toilet.

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Potty humor really is the best

Jefe, I would love to see what you have managed to come up with regarding Kiffin

CodeRage said:

Jefe, I would love to see what you have managed to come up with regarding Kiffin

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Oh man...dont get me started on him! He's a valid reason to shoot somebody in this state right now. Its weird, I feel betrayed, but knowing his personality, I shouldnt be surprised his word means nothing at all.

Tennessee had a coach who once knew
How to inspire and stay true
But now he lies to your face
Rocky Top won't embrace
YOU'RE TOO AFRAID OF THE SEC, *****!!!! Run your ass back to the easy 10, where you can run the table and fall bass-ackwards into a BCS game. Coward!