Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

New England Patriots <---- going to absolutely freakin own everyone this year and if you don't think that's the case... you're stupid.

There.... now you know. :rockin:

Football is retarded. Boring to watch. You get maybe 2 plays every 5-10 minutes then a bunch of huddles, replays, check this check that. And the majority of the time they're just running for 2 seconds in a big clump and the play is over and you're left thinking WTF? The only thing good to ever come from football are the Superbowl Commercials.

Thanks for setting up this thread to Trash Talk Football

IrregularPulse said:

Football is retarded. Boring to watch. You get maybe 2 plays every 5-10 minutes then a bunch of huddles, replays, check this check that. And the majority of the time they're just running for 2 seconds in a big clump and the play is over and you're left thinking WTF? The only thing good to ever come from football are the Superbowl Commercials.

Thanks for setting up this thread to Trash Talk Football

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You're

This year, Romo won't be! Go Cowboys!!

Probably the dumbest thing I've ever read on HBT.... and I go back and forth with Paulthenurse all the time!!! So that's saying something!!!!

People who find football boring simply don't have the mental capacity to understand the game.

Why the Cowboys have zero chance this year... two words... Wade Phillips.

Everyone has a chance... even the cheatin' ass Patriots.

Well I understand the game and I think the Pats suck! Buncha cheaters! I went to the Super Bowl 2 years ago and had the extreme pleasure of watching the Giants beat them in one of the best Super Bowls ever! I was laughing my ass off... laughing all the way to the bank! They made me $500 that night. You know I'm routing for my home town team and WE have the best QB in the league... Geaux Sanints! Brees is a Beast! WHO DAT?

The trash talking has begun!

WOW... six posts!! I'm shocked, I would have thought it would have been within the first three.

blah blah blah... all words of pure jealousy because your teams suck. The Pats did something stupid that was no worse than what dozens of other teams have pulled over the years but because the Pats have absolutely owned everyone this decade, they're the worse thing since Hitler. Blah blah blah...

Start calling them the Cheatriots... that'll be original and not played out at all... it's only been four years.

I'm putting it on the Eagles... How's that trash talk thread?

The Pats are #1 !!!!

F everyone else !!!

:rockin:

Displaced MassHole said:

The Pats are #1 !!!!

F everyone else !!!

:rockin:

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Isn't the #1 a funny number? That's the number of losses you *****es had in 2007, how'd that work out for ya?

Fly Eagles fly,

On the road to victory.

Fight Eagles fight,

Score a touchdown 1, 2, 3.

Hit'em low, hit'em high,

And watch our Eagles fly.

Fly Eagles fly,

On the road to victory.

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!

Oh yeah! Well the Rams, they're gonna, well, they are, uhhhh, well, they might be .500...maybe.

Lil' Sparky said:

You're

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haha And I used to think you were intelligent Sparky, but yes, you're right I'm obviously a homo for not liking a certain sport.

Cape Brewing said:

People who find football boring simply don't have the mental capacity to understand the game.

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Yes lack of mental capacity is the only reason someone can find something boring, not that they just don't enjoy it.

I'm off, don't want to clutter your thread. Just thought I'd have some fun.

dontman said:

Fly Eagles fly,

On the road to victory.

Fight Eagles fight,

Score a touchdown 1, 2, 3.

Hit'em low, hit'em high,

And watch our Eagles fly.

Fly Eagles fly,

On the road to victory.

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!

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Fly Eagles fly, until animal hater Vick shoots you outta da sky.

IrregularPulse said:

Just thought I'd have some fun.

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.... and so did we. The title of the thread is "obnoxious football trash talk" and it is in the drunken ramblings section. I don't think anyone honestly believes you like to have sex with other men because you don't like football or that you're incapable of basic comprehension.

Whoever is backup QB for Patriots better get warmed up cause Brady will undoubtedly injure his pinky toe or his ego early in the season.

They have no chance this year. Other teams in that division will be great this year.

Understood. carry on.

btw, I gotta go with the Eagles. Any body willing to employ a stand up fellow like Michael Vick is okay in my book!!

IrregularPulse said:

Understood. carry on.

btw, I gotta go with the Eagles.

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Which is why we think you don't understand football and perhaps your... shall we say... a "confirmed bachelor".

Soperbrew said:

Whoever is backup QB for Patriots better get warmed up cause Brady will undoubtedly injure his pinky toe or his ego early in the season.

They have no chance this year. Other teams in that division will be great this year.

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PFFFT... that's awesome. I'm glad we've finally gotten to some funny posts.

dontman said:

Fly Eagles fly,

On the road to victory.

Fight Eagles fight,

Score a touchdown 1, 2, 3.

Hit'em low, hit'em high,

And watch our Eagles fly.

Fly Eagles fly,

On the road to victory.

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!

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I hate that fuggin song!!! I hear it all the damn time. The only thing I hate more than the steelers in eagles fans. Obnoxious pains in the ass!

Cape Brewing said:

Which is why we think you don't understand football and perhaps your... shall we say... a "confirmed bachelor".

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Says the guy rocking a bare chested spandex wearing man in his avatar

IrregularPulse said:

Says the guy rocking a bare chested spandex wearing man in his avatar

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HEY!!!!!!!! Watch it!!! That's Roger. And he has many facets. You don't mess with Roger.

screw you guys, that freakin' avatar cracks me up every time I see it.

now now ladies!!! This is about football not about you're sexual preferences. You two can meet at the purple clam later and have a couple appletinis and continue your conversation

If I was Tom Brady, I'd be out with a sore groin.

dataz722 said:

I hate that fuggin song!!! I hear it all the damn time. The only thing I hate more than the steelers in eagles fans. Obnoxious pains in the ass!

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at least it is better than the gawddamn Chargers song! jeeeeeeesssus, I would slit my wrists if I were a Charger fan over that steaming pile.

... and the most obnoxious fans... hands down... not even a debate... Raider fans.

Iggles are a distant second.

raiders fans are just devoted. ealges are just a pain in the ass.

I've had Pats season tix for... this will be my 10th year. I got on the waiting list as soon as I could afford the tix, it took a couple if years and then I got them.

... and of alllllllll the fans that come to Gillette... Raider fans are by far and away the worst. You can be devoted without being a total complete dbag. You NEVER see as many people gettin' kicked out as you do when the Raider fans are in town.

Like I was saying, Eagles fans are a distant second but they're brutal too... only without all the freakin' stupid face paint.

Chargers fans are way up there too... only they sip wine coolers in the lots, get their wine-cooler-muscles on and talk trash until someone slaps them and then they stay in line the rest of the game.

Bills fans... usually really cool.

Phins fans... meh... some are cool, some suck.

Steeler fans?? Actually... never had a problem with them... usually there's a grudging respect there from both sides.

Colts fans??? They're all in their 70's so we usually don't tangle too bad.

I wish I could get baltimore season tickets. It is a 30+ year waiting list.

Hmm... that's weird. I would figure it would be a lot shorter given how not-good they are.

The Pats waiting list now is insane and not even worth getting on. But that makes sense. They're the best team in the league and have been for a while.

Is there anyone on the Patriot's team that's under 30? Those codgers will definitely run out of gas mid-season. I'm predicting an 8-8 season from them.

Wow... just wow.

I suggest you actually look at the roster before you come out with that garbage. Maybe you could have gotten away with it when Harrison and Seau were on the team but other than Bruschi, who is in his last year and isn't going to see the field much, I think you're WAY... WAY off...

Like I said... look at the roster.

Pats do have the oldest roster in the league (I'm pretty sure), but this year's draft class already looks pretty kick-ass. Edelman's going to be one of the best 3rd-wideouts in the league before the end of the season, we're going to have Wes Welker AND Wes Welker II on the field together. The defensive backfield's young and talented, Pat Chung's going to be a stud, Merriweather's going to make the leap this year. SeaBass is a 6'8" athletic freak on the offensive line who's going to have more pancakes than iHop.

Going to be a REAL fun season this year....

The Detroit Lions Will........

...hopefully win a game or two this year.

(It's kinda hard to talk trash when your team is 0-16, I feel so emasculated.)

But we have a snazzy new logo....

And the first round draft pic quarterback...

Yeah....I think I better slink away now. Is there a college trash talk thread? UofM will probably do better than the lions this year...Uh maybe....sheesh.

F the Pats
F the Cowboys
F the Vikings
F the Bears
F the Packers

That is all.

Football is boring as hell.


How's that for trash talk?

GO SKINS!!!!

Don't you know that sucking for years builds character and strength? We will dominate this year....for sure this time.

arturo7 said:

Football is boring as hell.


How's that for trash talk?

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You posting from the bar too?

IrregularPulse said:

haha And I used to think you were intelligent Sparky, but yes, you're right I'm obviously a homo for not liking a certain sport.

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IP, if you take anyone seriously about anything in a thread like this, you're not only a homo, you're also a retard.

So what kind of sport are you into? Men's figure skating?

Three words.

Chargers Superbowl Champions.



Good day sir.