Damned Alcohol!!

I was left to my own devices today with a soccer match to listen to and a case of beer to keep me company. Now I'm having to go back and see what asinine posts I've made today. It ain't pretty, but it coulda been a lot worse considering the state I was in! Damn that woman for leaving me unsupervised! I could have even got out of the house!

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:

Damn that woman for leaving me unsupervised!

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As long as you have somebody to blame, you will be ok...............

Saaaaaaaaaaaake!

You whinny little transparent garden decoration!!!!

My wife left me alone with 10 gallons beer needing to be kegged, a new 15 gallon boil kettle and ingredients to brew with!!

Having racked, stacked, carbed, brewed and cleaned away my day, I walk into the house and what should I find? Freakin curry on the plate and a smile on the face?!?!?! WTF!!!!!!! Where is my wife who bitches when I brew????? Complains when I drink more than a pint???

When I wake up from this dream, I'm blaming you mulch munchkin! Bet it's all just a damned dream.

Parker36 said:

Saaaaaaaaaaaake!

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booooooooooombers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TeufelBrew, she was smiling because the curry was poisoned. You won't read this though, because you'll be dead.

EvilTOJ said:

TeufelBrew, she was smiling because the curry was poisoned. You won't read this though, because you'll be dead.

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Not only not dead, but my wake up call was morning whoopy!!!:rockin:

I need to rant at mulch midget transparent more often. WoohooooO!!!

Parker36 said:

Saaaaaaaaaaaake!

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Chimone said:

booooooooooombers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DUCT TAAAAAAPPPEEE!!!!!!!!5

TeufelBrew said:

Not only not dead, but my wake up call was morning whoopy!!!:rockin:

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I'm so so sorry

Madman said:

I'm so so sorry

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Jeez, thanks a bunch for reminding me how astonishingly drunk I used to get when I was younger and hornier. (

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:

Jeez, thanks a bunch for reminding me how astonishingly drunk I used to get when I was younger and hornier. (

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I live but to serve...

...satan.

heh.......

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df53LWQuezQ]YouTube - Brad Paisley - Alcohol[/ame]