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  • uhm,homebrewing?
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  • I got into homebrewing because I needed a hobby besides woodworking. I found that I really cottoned to it, and this forum turned me into an expert brewer. I do all grain batches and have kegs to eventually make a larger brewing system.
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  • Posted in thread: Tell me about Portland on 03-26-2014 at 11:33 PM
    I've lived in Portland for about 14 years, I think I'm a little familiar with the area. What do
    you want to know? We have TONS and I mean TONS of brewpubs here! It's not really full of
    hippies, more o...

  • Posted in thread: Vasectomy on 03-24-2014 at 11:49 PM
    I have no idea if it was scalpel or not. He stuck my sack with novocaine needles, which was by
    far the most pain of the procedure(and it was just a little pinch). He cut two snips in my
    sack, spooled ...

  • Posted in thread: Used bottle feasibility on 01-17-2014 at 09:53 PM
    I've dug plenty of bottles out of glass recycling of pubs. Hell, one time I got caught with my
    ass up in the air upside down in the glass recycler. Turns out it was the brewer for the
    premises, so we ...

  • Posted in thread: Most users ever! on 01-14-2014 at 06:10 PM
    Oh yea, it is about 3 weeks after Christmas, isn't it? That's about the time to start worrying
    about the beer being ruined.

  • Posted in thread: New brewer from Portland, OR on 01-14-2014 at 04:07 AM

  • Posted in thread: Most users ever! on 01-13-2014 at 06:47 PM
    Most users ever online was 6,855, 01-13-2013 at 12:07 PM. Looks like a year ago you guys were
    incredibly busy! Just what the heck were you doing that caused such a ruckus?

  • Posted in thread: Can steamer pot be used for all grain brewing ? on 12-26-2012 at 10:15 PM
    I've been doing all grain batches for years, and that pot will be the perfect size for all
    grain boils. If they're only $20 I would get two, provided you have the space to store it. A
    second boiler th...

  • Posted in thread: Why I Like Home Brew Town on 12-26-2012 at 08:08 PM
    Who the hell decided Shecky could be a mod? I go on ONE little vacation and the whole town goes
    to hell.

  • Posted in thread: Arrogant Bastard clone on 12-17-2011 at 06:57 PM
    When I have more runoff than my boil kettle will handle, that's when the auxiliary stovetop
    boiler is called into play.

  • Posted in thread: new and already made first big oops! on 09-18-2011 at 05:35 AM
    Wait, someone was actually able to sign up with the username "spam"?

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
July 11, 2008  •  04:21 PM
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April 15, 2009  •  03:17 PM
Oregon... you hippie..
September 7, 2012  •  03:45 PM
Lord, beer me strength.