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  • Phoenix, Arizona
  • Beer brewing,beer drinking,um....
  • TDM
  • Michael
  • 1984
  • Arizona Society of Homebrewers
  • Back from a much longer than anticipated stay, hoping to get all grain up and running, and making a monthly task of brewing beers that can be shared and enjoyed.
  • Breakfast beer. Bacon and something something...
  • "Someone Else's Mead"
  • Air....lots and lots of air....
  • "First Run" Pale Ale
    Dry Heat Wheat
    Apple Ale
    Strawberry Wheat (nasty stuff)
    Love Stout
  • "Oops I forgot the Oatmeal" Stout
    Strawberry Wit
    Love Stout
  • Male
  • Married


  • Posted in thread: I brewed 7 bbls yesterday. on 07-02-2009 at 08:05 PM
    Great stuff olllllo!You should get the other guys together and start a club - you can all get
    jackets like that golf masters thing - :)Hoping to head up to GABF to see the end result!

  • Posted in thread: Brewer's Rolling Tool box with March Pump mount on 04-21-2009 at 09:19 PM
    Very nice Rob -

  • Posted in thread: Air travel with ingredients - looking for thoughts on 04-15-2009 at 01:34 AM
    Unless you cath some retard cops, in which case you'd have a nice lawsuit in order to buy the
    Brutus 10 you've been wanting:)But seriously, you're going to AZ to brew and just leaving it
    there?I'm hea...

  • Posted in thread: Air travel with ingredients - looking for thoughts on 04-13-2009 at 07:21 PM
    The big question is how are you going to get the carboy full of beer back on the plane!!Ok,
    that made me laugh - I'm shipping out a kit to the address, just seems best practice. Thanks
    for the input, ...

  • Posted in thread: Air travel with ingredients - looking for thoughts on 04-13-2009 at 04:31 PM
    So I'm heading to the east coast from Arizona to brew some beer, and got to thinking about
    different ways to get ingredients to the brewout. I like my LHBS and would love to take one of
    their kits wit...

  • Posted in thread: Phoenix - BATF Brewout SAT 2/7/09 on 02-06-2009 at 05:23 PM
    Am I the only one that feels a little rough this morning after some of those Rock Art
    beers?Wish I was gonna be there to see that brew olllllo - I'll be looking for pics of the day.
    Don't forget to ge...

  • Posted in thread: Phoenix - BATF Brewout SAT 2/7/09 on 02-05-2009 at 12:36 AM
    Has the olllllo™ brand fallen in these trying economic times?That could be true, but don't
    despair. It's not lost quality,it's lost quantity of the dollar behind the shares.That's what
    they keep telli...

  • Posted in thread: Phoenix - BATF Brewout SAT 2/7/09 on 02-05-2009 at 12:25 AM
    I was waiting for someone to ask if "going to the opera" was Phoenix slang for not making it to
    a brew out.And then I would have to post that no, I really am going to the opera. Which I'm not
    saying i...

  • Posted in thread: who and how did get started on 12-29-2008 at 09:32 PM
    Jeep Forum:182,670 members have posted 5,892,053 times in 582,163 threads. HBTThreads:
    91,455Posts: 1,017,793Members: 29,711Jeep forum is bigger.Well, looking at the post ratios -
    JEEP = 32.26 posts p...

  • Posted in thread: WARNING! for Ultimate Brewery Cleaner users on 12-23-2008 at 12:53 AM
    We have sold a ton of this without any complaints and want to get to the bottom of this. I'll
    provide our UPS account number to Jaybird so we can test this sample to see what is going on.
    This is not ...

"Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence" —General Jack D. Ripper
September 11, 2008  •  11:56 PM
Ripper: Mandrake?

Mandrake: Yes, Jack?

Ripper: Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?

Mandrake: Well, I can't say I have.

Ripper: Vodka, that's what they drink, isn't it? Never water?

Mandrake: Well, I-I believe that's what they drink, Jack, yes.

Ripper: On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.

Mandrake: Oh, eh, yes. I, uhm, can't quite see what you're getting at, Jack.

Ripper: Water, that's wh
January 30, 2009  •  05:17 PM
Ripper is the best. "Now why don't you just take it easy, Group Captain, and please make me a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater, and help yourself to whatever you'd like."