First round's on me tonight

Belly up ! Drink it while it's still cold. Anybody seen El. P. tonight? Thought surely he'd be here by now. This table is hard to hold down alone. Sudster? Drank my next- to - last Warsteiner clone tonight. The last one is laid up in the archives. My favorite sister is coming up from Fla. at Thanksgiving. Thought it'd be nice to be able to show her what I've been doing with my life.

Got something hoppy for old sarge?

Got something I'm calling Mumbling Monkey Amber. It's got 2oz. Tettnang hops and 1 oz. Hallertau. Along with the grains and the 6lb. DME, I'm not sure how it'll be, but you don't have to be psychic to know I'll drink it. Does the Old Sarge part come from the USMC ? I'm guessing that from the Hampton Roads address. Kinda close to Norfolk, aint it?

I'll drink it!

I'm in the USAF. It's kinda like the USMC, but not a whole lot.

Well... it's still got the US part, and your checks come from the same place. Haven't been in that part of the world since I was a wee lad working on trawlers. I was in my early teens and didn't have a keen grasp on where the local airbase was. Are you one of the weather forecasting type of airmen or the air- traffic controlling kind ? Seems like you were one or the other, if my wet brain remembers the What's Your Job thread from a couple of months ago.

I'm a weather weenie, as is ORRELSE. We're at Langley AFB, in Hampton.

My wife is an air traffic controller. She's got a helluva knack for telling dudes where to go.

I can dig that. Tell me the truth, does Orrelse really look like Randy The Macho Man Savage, or is that just his professional wrestling alter-ego we see on his avatar ? Orrelse what ? That's my real question. I also appreciate him sharing the top secret view of the hurricane tracking chart just before it hit Texas. What's the use of top secret if you can't share it ?

No, but he smells like him....Slim Jims and all. Don't mess with his mighty mod powers, orrelse you'll get a full nelson with an armpitload of processed meat funk.

Hurricane? What hurricane?

No processed meat funk for me , please ! Remember the hurricane ? That big swirly thing that made some old lady threaten to whup El Pistolero's ass over a bag of ice ? Wind and rain ? Traffic jams ? It just occured to me that it may have been a plot contrived by the weather powerbase in conjunction with the oil industry to drive up the price of gas at the local Trade Mart. I smell conspiracy ! Funny how that has piracy in it , ain't it ? I see shooters on the grassy knoll. OPEC, the FDA, and the National Weather Service are plotting against us! Hide the women !

sudsmonkey said:

and the National Weather Service are plotting against us! Hide the women !

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It's the national weather service...I don't think it's our women they're after.

Careful, there ! You don't want to offend one of the Weather Weenies.

They don't work for the national weather service.

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It's the national weather service...I don't think it's our women they're after.

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LMAFO

Good. Wouldn'y want to offend them. Especially Orellse. He kinda scares the Monkey with the Slim Jim smell , and maet funk and whatnot. Any truth to the rumor of a second coming of the FSM ?

How could his/her/it's noodlieness come back...he/she/it never left.

Do you mean that when I saw only one set of noodle marks on the beach, that was when He/She/It was carrying me ?

Well, I hate to even guess where those noodle marks came from but it certainly wasn't from TFSM. He/she/it doesn't need to walk...he/she/it just reaches out with his/her/it's noodly appendage. Now there could be noodle marks on you, either around your ankle or around your neck, from when the noodly appendage jerked you from shed to bed, but certainly nothing in the sand.

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Do you mean that when I saw only one set of noodle marks on the beach, that was when He/She/It was carrying me ?

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Just spit my good beer on my monitor.

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Well, I hate to even guess where those noodle marks came from but it certainly wasn't from TFSM. He/she/it doesn't need to walk...he/she/it just reaches out with his/her/it's noodly appendage. Now there could be noodle marks on you, either around your ankle or around your neck, from when the noodly appendage jerked you from shed to bed, but certainly nothing in the sand.

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Damned , if I didn't just blow it out my nose too.

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Just pissed my pants, BRB.

Google Image Search is always good for some quick and cheap laughs

A pictures worth a thousand mumbles!

ryser2k said:

Google Image Search is always good for some quick and cheap laughs

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What were you searching for?

flying spaghetti monster + homebrew = spaghetti on man

sorry it's not funnier than that

No apologies needed, Brother. That was funny , well-timed stuff ! Where'd you get 'Touched by His Noodly Appendage " ? I'd like to be able to print that.

Ask and ye shall receive... a large version: http://www.venganza.org/touched.htm

" Blessed is he who shareth the image, for good things shall come his way.-Macaronius 3:7 "
Thanks, man. Was able to print most of it. It'll help me to keep the faith .

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Where'd you get touched by His Noodly Appendage?

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That's kind of a personal question, don't you think? You don't have to answer if you don't want to ryser.

Do any of you guys know of a good monitor cleaner. I keep having to wipe beer off my monitor and I still can see smuges and streaks...even covering one eye.

Do like I do and drink with a face shield. It still gets on the keyboard, but the monitor's clear. El P.- That was funny, but nobody likes a smartass ! Damn good play on words, though.

EL P. is just a brotha from anotha motha!

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but nobody likes a smartass

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dang, I thought everybody liked a smartass.

I didn't really mean that. Everybody LOVES a smartass. Especially when he's drinking.

That's right, your just a Brotha from Anotha Mutha..even if you are smarter than us.

One of the Suds Brothers ! And everybody knows that you can't have suds without P.

Resurrection is not only of the realm of the godly!