For another idea, head down the Latin isle in your grocery store and look for Malta Goya. Its kind of half way between a non-alcoholic beer and a malt soda.
Nasty stuff if you ask me, but my wife grew up drinking the stuff and loves it.
Thank you Lego Movie for letting me know that I'm the serious, unfun, mean dad who never lets his kids play with his toys.
On deck: Barleywine, Dampfbier, Belgain Golden Ale, Hazelnut Sweet Stout, IRA, Rye-weizen, Wit, Uinta Hazel Clone, Uinta Yard Sale Clone.