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Old 12-28-2009, 10:31 PM   #1
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A moment of silence please...


Don't let this happen to you. I made a quick and easy batch of birch beer after I moved in order to help fill my pipeline. I thought it would be "cool" and "neat". WELL IS THIS COOL? IS THIS NEAT? IS IT?! DON'T YOU DARE LOOK AWAY, DAMMIT!

Don't make the same mistake I did. I'm going to oxyclean holocaust this keg and I am doing the same for the tap. I replaced the tap line and beer keg fitting. The only things I haven't replaced are the perlick 425ss and the o-ring inside it, but still everything from the tap tastes like birch.

Here is the recipe in case you were wondering http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f66/amer...own-ale-94385/
8.4%...why, d@mn you, why?!
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Old 12-28-2009, 10:49 PM   #2
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same thing happened to me with a great pilsner. RUINED by the previous batch in that keg of a Raspberry Braggot..What the hell was I thinking.

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Old 12-28-2009, 10:52 PM   #3
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i dumped a batch this fall that had the bandaid/rubber taste thing going on. i still haven't put anything into that keg.

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Old 12-29-2009, 01:33 AM   #4
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Old 12-31-2009, 03:34 PM   #5
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Observing a moment of silence....

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Old 12-31-2009, 03:36 PM   #6
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That's a terrible way to remove that pink stain. There are much less expensive solvents for that.

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Old 12-31-2009, 03:38 PM   #7
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snuff films - cool got more!?!?! sick bastard I am....

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Old 12-31-2009, 08:38 PM   #8
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I think I hear taps being played softly in the background. Man that hurts.

On the the plus side- New Year = New Beer!

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I can't see the vid at work, what happened?

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i dumped a batch this fall that had the bandaid/rubber taste thing going on. i still haven't put anything into that keg.
Yes I so enjoyed that one.
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