Long story short, Beer.
No to all.
"it's totally cheaper to brew beer, honey, i swear."
god made beer,beer is good,beer is good,BEER!!!
from Stupid Gnome Brewing
"I feel wonderful, drinking beer in a blissful mood, with joy in my heart and a happy liver." Sumerian inscription, 3000 BCE
That's still a negatory.
And oyster stout??? Really???