This post will likely make you cringe/laugh.
Would it be possible for some nice simple instructions on how to make a version of hoegaarden? I am a beginner. Ive done two kits so far. Coopers Cerveza and Coopers Australian Pale. The instructions I am looking for are along the lines of 1. boil water. 2. add some herbs and 300g of xyz grain 3. boil for 40 mins. 4. remove scum 5. cool, then add yeast. 6 add some primer and bottle. 7. wait 3 months. 8. drink.
I realise its not this simple, but I am not really very keen on a) understanding or manipulating the brewing process and b) making any other beer.
What i would like is to follow a formula and just make hoegaarden.