Your label should read like this:
Deception Cream Stout (TM)*, now with OATMEAL!
*Original recipe by NCBeerNut (whoever that is). Recipe stolen shamelessly and violated repeatedly to suit my own tawdry needs. If it is delicious, thank me - if you don't like it, burn NCBeerNut in effigy on your own lawns, please. Patent lawyers, catch me if you can! Nah nah!