gonna redeem myself (hopefully)
An almost ripe jalapeno, an orange ale (my new fav) and a gory slasher flick.....BAR RAISED!!!!
Who knows how to make love stay?
Tell love you want a momento of it and obtain a lock of its hair. Burn the hair in a dime-store incense burner with yin/yang symbols on three sides. Face southwest. Talk fast over the burning hair in a convincingly exotic language. Remove the ashes of the burnt hair and use them to paint a moustache on your face. Find love. Tell it you are someone new. It will stay.― Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker