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Originally Posted by the_bird
Grrr... I could really use a new cordless drill, but I just bought a wet saw over the weekend, so the_Wife would kill me if I dropped more coin on new tools (especially since she *knows* I have a corded drill that works just fine...  ).
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Step 1:
Wait two weeks
Step 2:
Disassemble current cordless
Step 3:
Remove a key screw or small component
Step 4:
Reassemble
Step 5:
Use the cordless on a small task in the next couple days
Step 6:
Report to your wife that the cordless is dead and you can't figure out how to fix it
Step 7:
Wait a couple days
Step 8:
Come up with a project your wife really wants done but requires the cordless
Step 9:
Tell your wife you would like to buy a new cordless, you have researched said cordless drills and found a great deal
Step 10:
Sell the idea of the new cordless buy telling her how you will immediately dot he project she wants done that requires the use of the cordless.
Step 11:
Actually do the project so the next time you pull something like this, your story has credibility.
You see it is a simple 11 step process to cordless heaven. You have until June 30 after all.
