That dude's totally checking out her chest.
"Hey darling, what do you think of these for a center piece"
"ohhhh yea I love me some chest hams."
"What was that dear?"
"I said those'd look fine"
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
while you're down there.
What's your hobby Ray? Drinkin. Want a beer Buddy?