I'm still new, but I have high expectations for where this hobby will take me. I've already started thinking about brew names, and I expect to use them all.
1. "A (car)Boy and his Dog(fish)" - It's my plan for an entry to a competition that will be "shed aged", which basically means aged under almost the worst conditions, and tasted a year later. Subtitle: "A Rather Kinky Ale of Survival" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072730/)
2. "Three Columns" - In Houston there was a brew pub in Rice Village called Two Rows. Being ignorant of brewing, I thought my friends called it "Two Rose", so for the sake of GPS'ing it I had to ask them "Is that spelled like two rose and a tulip, or two rows and three columns?"