I like using milk too. Quick, easy, and I've always got some on hand. Does'nt smell at all so dont worry about that. And plus, just a minute or two in some water and the labels come right off.
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!