Have not even brewed my first batch, but am reading through things to get as much knowledge as possible before I start.
Reading some of the stories here made me think...
Being from the Chicago area:
Blago Brew - "It's F'en Golden!" quickly came to mind (more for a beer than a brewery)
I am sure I will come up with something else when I actually get around to brewing beer.
Of course, somebody may have though of it already, but I did not find Blago in a search, and I only read about 25 of the 108 pages of this thread so far.