Another needs help with a Brewery Name
 

I am not very creative when it comes to witty names for things, so i am having a hard time thinking of a name for a brewery. I want something similar to "Arrogant Bastard" or something to do with my history. Here are some facts:

1. Former military
2. Works with satellites.
3. Loves dogs
4. Likes fast cars.
5. Tattoos.

Or maybe something just simple, but witty with a common saying of mine, which is "I'm about to put my foot in your a**"

Any suggestions, please?
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I can't help because I'm not that creative either. I just wanted to say that I'm going to keep checking this thread because with that list of interests, I can guarantee you that there will be some really funny names generated by people on this site:D

:DOutstanding! I look forward to seeing the responses.

fromunda brewing?

Sputnik Brewing?

dirty dog brewing?

balls to the wall brewing?

tramp stamp brewing?

I kinda like something around the Sputnik Brewing lines, any other suggestions?

"One small step" Brewing

"OSS Brewing" for short

Orbiter Brewing Co?
Spaceflight Brew Co?

OSS has the advantage of being old-school CIA

Full Orbit Brewery (FOB)
Orbital brewing
Synchronous Signal Brewing
Dish brewery
Terminal Velocity Brewing
Orbital Transmission Brewery

Or you could just pull a cool satellite term :

Apogee Brewing
Azimuth Brewery

Do you have any unique family history or something along those lines. I chose Falling Timber Brewery because my grandfather, dad, and uncles were all involved in the logging industry when I was growing up (and it kept me fed).

Maybe a place you used to live that had special meaning or a relative that had an impact on your life?