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Look under the recliner
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We get a lot of new foreign graduate students each fall, and up go the signs in the women's bathrooms (according to my wife) to please not STAND ON THE TOILET. This still amazes me. These are the cream of the crop, coming here to earn an advanced degree, yet they don't have the common sense to see that our toilets are obviously not designed to stand on. I can't even imagine trying as a guy.
I believe the Japanese have sound cancelling toilets, or at least ones that generate their own noise to cover up any bodily noise. Perfume too on demand!
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09-05-2008, 09:09 PM
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That's no way for a snowman to talk!!! 
One time, at band camp, I was on the throne and, someone, like, let a big fart out and, I , uh, said, uh, "I can name that song in three notes"...
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09-05-2008, 09:21 PM
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...My Junk is Ugly...
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Fart fart fart...
Ratta tat tat
Fart Fart
crackle...fsssst...crackle...........PLOP
PLOP....PLOP.PLOP.PLOP.
frrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttt....
putputputputput
PLOP.
flush...
Flush.
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09-05-2008, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Ego Archive
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That one always squicks me out. Listen, I may have to touch the stuff your handling, you may not mind, but I do.
The best (worst) was when I was standing at the urinal minding my own business, and my bosses boss comes up to the urinal next to me, and pats me on the back.
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Reminds me of this video
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09-05-2008, 09:41 PM
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The bullhorn is pure genius!
Why didn't I think of that?
I gonna get one so I can inform SWMBO if I need a refill before I'm done with the throne. |
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09-05-2008, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by homebrewer_99
That's no way for a snowman to talk!!! |
ROFL
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09-05-2008, 10:03 PM
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I love it when there are 10 stalls and some guy comes in and has to crap in the stall next to you.
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The successful have nobody to blame but themselves, I really wish they would take some responsibility for their own actions...
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09-06-2008, 12:06 AM
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Knapsnatchio
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AHAHA
I eat daves insanity every day on random ****, it works way better than fiber.
Sometimes I will be laughing outloud because of the high fart to poo ratio, sounds like a pigeon is trying to fly away in the stall.  |
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09-06-2008, 12:18 AM
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Aleforger
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Who Do You Work For Number Two!!!??
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09-06-2008, 02:53 AM
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Originally Posted by schneemann
My rant for the day:
Man, what's with some of you people?
This is a huge federal agency.
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Right. One of many. Full of azzholes just like you are talking about.
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