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09-05-2008, 06:41 PM
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You might be on the toilet but you're still in public
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My rant for the day:
Man, what's with some of you people?
This is a huge federal agency. This is a professional atmosphere for God's sake.
Stop grunting like you're having a baby and stop shouting like you're at a black southern baptist church. Its a turd not a basketball. If your ass hurts that much from crapping, try getting more fiber in your diet.
HAVEN'T ANY OF YOU MOTHERF***ERS EVER HEARD OF A "COURTESY FLUSH"?!?!
Just because you're in the bathroom doesn't mean you're not in public anymore. Show some F**KING respect for those around you!
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09-05-2008, 06:44 PM
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Maniacally Malty
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we have 3 personal bathrooms at my work. 2 are right across from my office. i can yell all i want 
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09-05-2008, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by schneemann
HAVEN'T ANY OF YOU MOTHERF***ERS EVER HEARD OF A "COURTESY FLUSH"?!?!
Just because you're in the bathroom doesn't mean you're not in public anymore. Show some F**KING respect for those around you!
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Be Nice,
Flush Twice
I really don't need to see your poop crumbs first thing when I walk into a stall. |
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09-05-2008, 06:59 PM
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I work from home- I usually don't even close the door.  |
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09-05-2008, 07:02 PM
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The last hotel room I was in had the bathroom situated where you could sit and see the flat screen TV. The remote worked from that distance as well.
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09-05-2008, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by EdWort
The last hotel room I was in had the bathroom situated where you could sit and see the flat screen TV. The remote worked from that distance as well.
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maybe not so awesome when you realize the person before you might have had the same plans for that remote you're holding!
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09-05-2008, 07:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by EdWort
The last hotel room I was in had the bathroom situated where you could sit and see the flat screen TV. The remote worked from that distance as well.
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Sounds like paradise! 
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Originally Posted by KingBrianI
maybe not so awesome when you realize the person before you might have had the same plans for that remote you're holding!
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Crap, not paradise anymore. Thanks, King!
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09-05-2008, 07:06 PM
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For the love of beer!
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Toilet threads rock.
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09-05-2008, 07:08 PM
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I was waiting for a Senator joke.
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09-05-2008, 07:10 PM
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random post of the day!
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