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09-25-2008, 07:38 PM
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Words you can't say when you're drunk
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A friend just sent me this email, and I agree with it!
THINGS THAT ARE KIND OF HARD TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious
Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight.
Oh, I just couldn't.
No one wants to hear me sing.
Sorry I'm being such a jackass
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09-25-2008, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by YooperBrew
THINGS THAT ARE KIND OF HARD TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
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- Anemone
- Obviously
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Originally Posted by YooperBrew
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
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- Discombobulated
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Originally Posted by YooperBrew
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
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- Sure, I'll sit down and shut up. None of you here wants to listen to my drunken rambling.
- I'll leave her/him alone. She/he is obviously expressing no interest in me whatsoever.
Great list! It'll grow leaps and bounds on HBT!!
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09-25-2008, 08:15 PM
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why is 'brewery' pre slurred for you? I haven't figured that one out...
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Wtf was chasing you for an hour? Buy a gun already.
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09-25-2008, 08:16 PM
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THINGS THAT ARE KIND OF HARD TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
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Aluminum
Calibrated
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THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
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Unconstitutional
Multi-National Conglomerate
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THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
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You're right, there is no way I will convince you, a peace loving hippy, that the lifestyle of 1% motorcycle clubs is a reasonable lifestyle. (yes, I got drunk a few weeks ago and got into a very big arguement with some random drunk hipster about motorcycle gangs)
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09-25-2008, 08:41 PM
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I couldn't say 'hemodynamically' yesterday and I didn't have a single drop!  |
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09-25-2008, 08:42 PM
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Aluminum
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You seem to have a problem with that one when you are sober! It's ALUMINIUM! 
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09-25-2008, 08:44 PM
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THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
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Just this single word- No.
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09-25-2008, 08:49 PM
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You seem to have a problem with that one when you are sober! It's ALUMINIUM! |
*sigh* You live in Ohio now. Pronounce it right!
How about words to pub (hell, any) songs? Lots of people can't sing those right when drunk.
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09-25-2008, 08:53 PM
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Nuclear
Emasculate
Self-righteous
Self-sanctimonious
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As for me and my household, we shall serve the Lord. Joshua
"God is great, beer is good, people are crazy." Some country artist
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09-25-2008, 08:54 PM
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Things you don't want to hear when you are drunk.
We're going to have to make a testicular incision.
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