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**gestyr** · 10-24-2010, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by scrambledegg81

I wish SF Giants games weren't so tortuous.

Granted. The games will no longer be broadcast in your area... or any other area you might be in.

I wish more people would run with scissors.

**strat_thru_marshall** · 10-24-2010, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by gestyr

Granted. The games will no longer be broadcast in your area... or any other area you might be in.

I wish more people would run with scissors.

Granted. Everywhere you go random people with scissors charge you with blades extended.

I wish Trappist beers were $1 a bottle and available at the gas station.

northernlad · 10-24-2010, 12:43 AM

Granted. $1Trappist beer everywhere but it has been stored in clear glass bottled in the corner of a greenhouse.
I wish I knew the recipe of any beer just by tasting it.

**gestyr** · 10-24-2010, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by northernlad

I wish I knew the recipe of any beer just by tasting it.

Granted but none of the ingredients are available to you ever again.

I wish everybody's wishes would come true simultaneously.

JebCkr · 10-24-2010, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by gestyr

I wish everybody's wishes would come true simultaneously.

Granted, but one of the wishes was that your wish wouldn't come true.

I wish I had a brand new Lexus LFA.

Ceedubya · 10-24-2010, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by JebCkr

Granted, but one of the wishes was that your wish wouldn't come true.

I wish I had a brand new Lexus LFA.

Granted but an uninsured redneck driving a 1985 F250 just totalled it while spinning cookies in the parking lot.

I wish the IR reciever on my tv hadn't died so the remote control still worked

**strat_thru_marshall** · 10-24-2010, 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Ceedubya

Granted but an uninsured redneck driving a 1985 F250 just totalled it while spinning cookies in the parking lot.

I wish the IR reciever on my tv hadn't died so the remote control still worked

Remote fixed, however the only channels that are working are CSPAN and QVC.

I wish all beer no matter the style had zero calories and never filled you up, but still had all the flavor.

**ChshreCat** · 10-24-2010, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by strat_thru_marshall

Remote fixed, however the only channels that are working are CSPAN and QVC.

I wish all beer no matter the style had zero calories and never filled you up, but still had all the flavor.

Done! The secret ingredient is arsenic.

I wish this cold or flu or whatever I have would just go away!

**strat_thru_marshall** · 10-24-2010, 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by ChshreCat

Done! The secret ingredient is arsenic.

I wish this cold or flu or whatever I have would just go away!

Granted. Your cold is cured. Unfortunately now you have VD.

I wish my boss would give me a huge raise and a company car.

Ceedubya · 10-24-2010, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by strat_thru_marshall

Granted. Your cold is cured. Unfortunately now you have VD.

I wish my boss would give me a huge raise and a company car.

granted, but the "raise" is in his pants and the car is a 1978 AMC Pacer with a broken drivers side door so you have to climb in on the passenger side.

I wish my dog would stop rolling in poop