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Wish Corruption thread
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Another stupid forum game. Not sure how much participation is going to take place, but I'm drunk and consequently, don't give a ****.
Here are the rules:
Somebody makes a wish
The next person grants that wish, but in a way that makes the wish suck. I'll do the first two posts as examples to get this thing going.
Side note: the idea is to have fun with this, not to come up with an incorruptible wish.
So anyway, to start:
I wish for world peace!
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10-22-2010, 03:30 AM
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OK, the world is at peace, but it is because it is enslaved by an alien race.
I wish I had a puppy!
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10-22-2010, 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted by JorgeIsKing
OK, the world is at peace, but it is because it is enslaved by an alien race.
I wish I had a puppy!
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Wish granted. He's so cute and cuddly rolled up in a ball, but he isn't really moving at all. I can't even see him breathing. He must just be really sleepy....
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10-22-2010, 04:11 AM
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Granted. Your HLT is so big that nobody can get to the top of it to put anything in it.
I wish I were the best brewer on this forum!
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10-22-2010, 04:15 AM
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I use secondaries. :p
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Granted. You are the best brewer on this forum.... but your beer is so good, your friends drink it all and you never get any.
I wish I could fly.
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10-22-2010, 04:39 AM
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Your wish is granted, but once you take off you can't land. Hehe
I wish I could afford to get that brewstand RIGHT NOW!!  |
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10-22-2010, 04:51 AM
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Huh?
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Your wish to be able to afford a brew stand is granted. However, home brewing in MO (or wherever you may live in the future) has just been deemed illegal. 
I wish for a warm, dry winter. |
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10-22-2010, 02:23 PM
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granted. you tripped over your shoelaces, fell down and accidentally fell on a chainsaw and died. you're spending winter in hell. i hear it's really dry and warm year round.
i wish i got paid to drink beer and watch sports all day.
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10-22-2010, 02:34 PM
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Done. You will be paid to drink Michelob Ultra while watching curling.
I wish I had more money.
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10-22-2010, 02:35 PM
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Fine, wish granted you've been fired from your job so you can watch TV and drink beer all day. But unemployment benefits only last so long.....
I wish I could afford private school for my kids.
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