Wish Corruption thread
 

Another stupid forum game. Not sure how much participation is going to take place, but I'm drunk and consequently, don't give a ****.

Here are the rules:

Somebody makes a wish
The next person grants that wish, but in a way that makes the wish suck. I'll do the first two posts as examples to get this thing going.

Side note: the idea is to have fun with this, not to come up with an incorruptible wish.

So anyway, to start:

I wish for world peace!

OK, the world is at peace, but it is because it is enslaved by an alien race.

I wish I had a puppy!

Wish granted. He's so cute and cuddly rolled up in a ball, but he isn't really moving at all. I can't even see him breathing. He must just be really sleepy....

I wish my HLT was bigger.

Granted. Your HLT is so big that nobody can get to the top of it to put anything in it.

I wish I were the best brewer on this forum!

Granted. You are the best brewer on this forum.... but your beer is so good, your friends drink it all and you never get any.

I wish I could fly.

Your wish is granted, but once you take off you can't land. Hehe

I wish I could afford to get that brewstand RIGHT NOW!! :D

Your wish to be able to afford a brew stand is granted. However, home brewing in MO (or wherever you may live in the future) has just been deemed illegal. :fro:

I wish for a warm, dry winter.

granted. you tripped over your shoelaces, fell down and accidentally fell on a chainsaw and died. you're spending winter in hell. i hear it's really dry and warm year round.

i wish i got paid to drink beer and watch sports all day.

Done. You will be paid to drink Michelob Ultra while watching curling.

I wish I had more money.

Fine, wish granted you've been fired from your job so you can watch TV and drink beer all day. But unemployment benefits only last so long.....

I wish I could afford private school for my kids.