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07-18-2009, 10:18 PM
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this will make you laugh
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That's what Jamil said.
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07-18-2009, 10:31 PM
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well.....the little guys do technically "swim"
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07-18-2009, 11:55 PM
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That **** might actually fly in Egypt. I remember reading a story a few years back where a man was completely legal in throwing his wife out the second floor window over not serving him the biggest piece of chicken.
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Hey mom look I wrote brewing software for Windows Phone 7!!! Pocket Brewer.
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07-18-2009, 11:57 PM
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you best believe there be hell to pay if SWMBO don't give me the big piece of chicken.
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That's what Jamil said.
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07-19-2009, 07:18 PM
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Reminds me of that old joke...
How do you get an [insert least-favorite ethnic group here, typically Italian or Polish] girl pregnant?
Cum in the her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
I guess it works with pools, too.
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07-19-2009, 07:28 PM
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Talk about a parent in denial. Pool chemicals would kill the goods rather quickly.
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Well, if you *love* it.... again, note that my A.S.S. has five pounds.
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07-19-2009, 08:15 PM
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Everybody else'e girl, but not mine.......................oh yeah !!!
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07-19-2009, 09:14 PM
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well, im sure the mom thought that she caught herpes from sitting on the lawn tractor too 
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07-19-2009, 11:49 PM
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Hey, that *can* happen, just ask my friend, Bob....
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07-20-2009, 12:00 AM
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Well, if the hotel is sponsoring a 'jerk off in our pool' night, they deserve to be sued. I mean really, that's just begging for a lawsuit. What were they thinking?
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