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12-26-2009, 12:01 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: East Tennessee
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where am i?
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Holy cow. I'm in the wilds of Arkanssas. On my way to Little Rock after celebrating a beautiful Chrisytmas ewith my family. Which means, of course, thsat I'm fairly lit. Obviously, that's the only way to handle the holiday in my famiy. That and, of course, a few bottles on the road as the flooded fields of Arkansas roll past the passenger window.
Howd I get here?? How'd I get to the point where I am looking forward to a chinese buffet in little rock? Because, of course, my husband being Jewish, it is a requirement that he have Chinese food on the day of Our Lord's birth. Don't ask me why...it just is.
Like any activity surrounding the holidays, four Magic Hats help.
Considerably.
Christmas and arkansaswith a Jewish husband. And I'm drinking on I-40 as he drives. I'm. So going to hell for this. Help me, Revvy! But not too much help! 'Cause I'm having a good time.
Maybe I should ask for Revvy's blessing instead.
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12-26-2009, 05:42 AM
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Go Blues!
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Huntington Beach
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Beds, I think you've got the next C&W hit single!
Play along at home. Just a simple I, IV, V, in 3/4 time.
Each chord is in the ( ), each ( ) gets 3 beats
Medium-slow, cryin'-in-yer-beer kinda thing
(C)Christmas and (C)arkansas with a (F)Jeeeeeeewish (C)husband.
(C)And I'm drinking on (C)I-40 as he (G)driiiiiiiiiiiives.(G)
(C)I'm. So going to (C)hell for this. (F)Heeeeeeeeeelp me, (C)Revvy!
(G)But not too much (G)help! 'Cause I'm (F)having a good (C)time.
Yee haw!
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Hey, knock that shvt off. We're drinkin' here.
Last edited by arturo7; 12-26-2009 at 05:44 AM.
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12-28-2009, 07:08 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Portland, OR, Oregon
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I'm prosting this thread for awesomeness, you should too.
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12-28-2009, 07:47 PM
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Maniacally Malty
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Oakland, CA
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One of my roommates is jewish and he had his parents over for chinese on x-mas day. Weird.
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12-28-2009, 07:52 PM
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Location: Morgantown, WV
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I know a few jewish people and every single one of them has chinese and goes to see a movie on x-mas. They told me it was because they always have the day off work and these are the only places that are open on x-mas day.
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12-28-2009, 10:29 PM
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Go Blues!
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Huntington Beach
Posts: 8,494
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Fa ra ra ra ra
ra ra ra ra
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Hey, knock that shvt off. We're drinkin' here.
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12-29-2009, 12:17 AM
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Location: Fort Smith
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mountainbeers
I know a few jewish people and every single one of them has chinese and goes to see a movie on x-mas. They told me it was because they always have the day off work and these are the only places that are open on x-mas day.
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Exactly right. For us jews chinese food and a movie on Christmas day is as much tradition as a honey baked ham or turkey for those who celebrate. |
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12-29-2009, 12:24 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: KCK
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Now that x-mas is over and your in Arkansas go to Eureka springs !
Great little town.
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12-29-2009, 01:48 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: East Tennessee
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Dude, I sooooo got outta Arkansas.
As the Gourds once said:
Married my cousin up in Arkansas,
married two more when I got to Utah
Am now in Fort Worth, in a hotel room, waiting on...you guessed it...an order of Chinese food.
I **** you not.
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12-29-2009, 01:52 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Whitt, Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bedlam
Dude, I sooooo got outta Arkansas.
As the Gourds once said:
Married my cousin up in Arkansas,
married two more when I got to Utah
Am now in Fort Worth, in a hotel room, waiting on...you guessed it...an order of Chinese food.
I **** you not.
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Need to hit up the Flying Saucer
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