When I was younger, like 19-ish I was the guy that everybody had to babysit an hour into the party because I did a bunch of kegstands and Jager bombs within the first hour. I would have all kinds of mystery bruises and my wallet would be empty.
One time, me and my SWMB0 went to a friends new years party. We all ended up getting smashed. We all stripped down to our undies and climbed into the hot tub. I had draped my pants over the balcony. I didn't realize that my wallet and keys had fallen out. We called a cab and went home. Couldn't find my wallet to pay the guy. I had money in the house to pay him, but I couldn't find my keys either. The cabbie had to drive us back to the party to look for my wallet and keys, and once we found them all he had to drive us back home. It ended up being a 70$ cab ride. SWMBO was pissed!
Another time me and SWMBO had gotten into a fight. She left to go be with her friend. My buddy came over with an 18 pack of Miller High Life and we got $hitfaced. Then he left I started to feel bad about fighting with SWMBO, so I walked to the gas station and bought a 40oz Budweiser and a 40oz Steele Reserve and walked 2 miles to her friends house. They opened the door to me passed out at the foot of her stairs. They had to carry my pathetic ass to the car. SWMBO put me to bed and I proceeded to vomit all over myself and all over our bed and carpet.
Now I like to be in control a little more. I also have a much higher tolerance than I used to! I'll get drunk, but I won't do anything stupid. And once I've had a few beers, I won't set foot in my car unless I'm completely able to drive. I like to have a good time with my buddies, but still remember everything we did the night before.
And being a Dad now, I won't ever drink so much that I couldn't take care of her if she woke up at night.
Last time I got really drunk was when my parents came out to babysit.