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Old 02-26-2011, 02:53 AM   #1
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my homebrew could cure all cancer and I could drive around in my Pagani Zonda Tricolore.

Continue it on or start your own "what if...."

And yes I have been drinking....some...a lot...a normal amount for a Friday.


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Old 02-26-2011, 03:17 AM   #2
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What if men grew boobs too?
(I'd probably stay in the shower longer myself)


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Old 02-26-2011, 03:39 AM   #3
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What if your aunt was plumbed a bit differently? - she'd be your uncle then.
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What if your aunt was plumbed a bit differently? - she'd be your uncle then.
Never understood why antlers were called antlers..

What if they were renamed to "unclers"
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Old 02-26-2011, 03:43 AM   #5
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Never understood why antlers were called antlers..

What if they were renamed to "unclers"
Makes more sense, I suppose!
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Old 02-26-2011, 03:45 AM   #6
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what if.....your uncle was just on the local news for charges of sexual assault and harrasment
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Then he wouldn't be my uncle. On the other hand, he's probably gonna be Bubba's Bitch.
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Old 02-26-2011, 03:58 AM   #8
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you just found a rap video from your younger cousin....who is white....and can't rap

for YOUR listening pleasure
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you just found a rap video from your younger cousin....who is white....and can't rap
Now THAT'S funny!
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Old 02-26-2011, 04:09 AM   #10
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I've got even more stories...my sister is A GOOD ONE


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