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Well Ain't That Wholesome: Swimwear for Sexually Repressed Ladies!
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Ladies: are you sexually repressed? Do you blindly adhere to religious or cultural restrictions that are one step away from Muslim Burkas? Have you been taught your whole life to be ashamed of your body and your sexuality? Then this is the site for yooooooooou!
I bring you... Wholesomewear!
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07-16-2008, 01:09 AM
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Hey, it's what all the Mormon and Amish Milfs are wearing these days! 
And when they're not lounging by the pool...
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I gotta tell ya, just between us girls, that Revvy is HOT. Very tall, gorgeous grey hair and a terrific smile. He's very good looking in person, with a charismatic personality... he drives like a ****ing maniac! - YooperBrew
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07-16-2008, 01:11 AM
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Now, that's funny right there. I'm not modest, but I can appreciate that people looking at me in my bikini might be offended by my middle aged body. So, I clicked on that link. And, that lovely swimsuit is on sale for only $80! I'd have to beat the men off with a stick. But, where is the head covering to go along with it? Is the mantilla extra?
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07-16-2008, 01:14 AM
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I hope no one is overly offended by this but,
there's nothing like religion to set people back a few hundred or thousand years.
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07-16-2008, 01:16 AM
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Nothin' like a lil 60 grit...
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I'd have to beat the men off with a stick.
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07-16-2008, 01:17 AM
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I can see that ladies calves!!
Oh baby.
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07-16-2008, 01:17 AM
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OMG. That is funny. I think I found my new signature phrase!
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07-16-2008, 01:23 AM
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that's awesome!
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07-16-2008, 01:26 AM
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Well done, sir. Well done.
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07-16-2008, 01:41 AM
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I know what site I am going to tonight for a little fun. Those chicks were sexy.
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