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07-16-2008, 01:06 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Charlottesville, VA
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Well Ain't That Wholesome: Swimwear for Sexually Repressed Ladies!
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Ladies: are you sexually repressed? Do you blindly adhere to religious or cultural restrictions that are one step away from Muslim Burkas? Have you been taught your whole life to be ashamed of your body and your sexuality? Then this is the site for yooooooooou!
I bring you... Wholesomewear!
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MOSS HOLLOW BREWING CO.
Aristocratic Ales, Lascivious Lagers
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•Scottish 80/- •Sweet Stout •Roggenbier
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98: Moss Hollow Soured '09 72: Oude Kriek 99: B-Weisse 102: Brett'd BDSA 104: Feat of Strength Helles Bock 105: Merkin Brown
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XX: Moss Hollow Springs Sparkling Water 95: Gott Mit Uns German Pils 91b: Brown Willie's Oaked Abbey Ale 103: Merkin Stout
98: Yorkshire Special 100: Maple Porter 89: Cidre Saison 101: Steffiweizen '09 (#3)
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07-16-2008, 01:09 AM
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Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: "Detroitish" Michigan
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Hey, it's what all the Mormon and Amish Milfs are wearing these days! 
And when they're not lounging by the pool...
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Revvy's one of the cool reverends. He has a Harley and a t-shirt that says on the back "If you can read this, the bitch was Raptured. - Madman
I gotta tell ya, just between us girls, that Revvy is HOT. Very tall, gorgeous grey hair and a terrific smile. He's very good looking in person, with a charismatic personality... he drives like a ****ing maniac! - YooperBrew
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07-16-2008, 01:11 AM
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Drink your beer!
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Upper Michigan
Posts: 41,532
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Now, that's funny right there. I'm not modest, but I can appreciate that people looking at me in my bikini might be offended by my middle aged body. So, I clicked on that link. And, that lovely swimsuit is on sale for only $80! I'd have to beat the men off with a stick. But, where is the head covering to go along with it? Is the mantilla extra?
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Broken Leg Brewery
Giving beer a leg to stand on since 2006
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07-16-2008, 01:14 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2008
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I hope no one is overly offended by this but,
there's nothing like religion to set people back a few hundred or thousand years.
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07-16-2008, 01:16 AM
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Mmm...beer.
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Southwest
Posts: 12,350
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Quote:
Originally Posted by YooperBrew
I'd have to beat the men off with a stick.
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07-16-2008, 01:17 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Norwalk, Ohio
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I can see that ladies calves!!
Oh baby.
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Why do they never tell you they are a guy until AFTER you put your hand up their skirt?
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07-16-2008, 01:17 AM
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Drink your beer!
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Upper Michigan
Posts: 41,532
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Yuri_Rage
Soft hands work better. Splinters would hurt!
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OMG. That is funny. I think I found my new signature phrase!
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Broken Leg Brewery
Giving beer a leg to stand on since 2006
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07-16-2008, 01:23 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Terre Haute, IN
Posts: 3,470
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Yuri_Rage
Soft hands work better. Splinters would hurt!
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that's awesome!
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play the bass, brew the beer
What's tappening? :D
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07-16-2008, 01:26 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Mass.
Posts: 1,107
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Yuri_Rage
Soft hands work better. Splinters would hurt!
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Well done, sir. Well done.
Nothing says HOT like Puritan swimwear. |
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07-16-2008, 01:41 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Orange, CA
Posts: 484
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I know what site I am going to tonight for a little fun. Those chicks were sexy.
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Kevin
The Bruery Provisions - Homebrewing supplies and equipment.
BrewCommune - Orange County home brew club, yeast database, recipes, and forum.
On Deck: Belgian IPA
Primary: nothing
Secondary: Traditional Mead
Kegged: APA, Cream Ale, Belgian Ale, Sour Belgian, Barrel Aged RIS
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