CoalCracker

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Ok at my place of employment, a few of us have constructed a virtual "yellow" and "Brown" list. Essentially people that use the bathroom and exit without touching the soap go on that list.

I was in the bathroom today and a guy gets done doing his business and out the door he goes. Not even a splash of water. DISGUSTING! It's your choice if you don't want to wash your hands, do it while at work. I don't want to touch something you have touched after touching God knows what kind of chedder you got on your junk.

So happy I don't work in a food production place. However this really puts that into perspective as well.

PSA:: WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS!!

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We have a new guy here that has been seen my many of us multiple times not washing his hands. We all have to use the same copier, scanners, printers, faxes and everything. I actually just ordered this and plan on hanging it in his cube tonight.

http://www.amazon.com/Restaurant-Sign-Black-Employees-Hands/dp/B005NAGZY2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1348683860&sr=8-1&keywords=employees+must+wash+hands

Yes, I am that much of an asshole.

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GilaMinumBeer

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"I wash my hands befo' I touch my dick!"

edmanster

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im a little ocd on that one too.. been working in a clean room for 15yrs and its required everytime you enter and exit and now it stuck for everthing.. i see alot at the bars, bowling alley, ect and watch what they touch after they come out.. its funny cause the last time i remember noticing a guy was squeesing a little kids face almost as soon as he went out of the bathroom at the bowling alley... almost wanted to tell the little girl to go wash her face.lol..

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Originally Posted by cadarnell 'how will i explain this to my kids' ... if i have to ask that, then i think my kids are in trouble ... just my 2 cents ... HAVE A BEER !!!

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Gixxer

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yea... You think thats bad? Think about using smart phones every day. You are essentially smearing poo on your cheek every day. Sometimes several times a day. Like when you had two dozen hot wings the night before... Yea...

static

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Thanks for washing up.

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There is two kind of people in this world the ones that wash they hand before peeing and then the rest.
I wash my hand before I always keep it sanitary if I´m a dealing with something important for me.

JonM

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Oh man - one time at the gym, I was standing at the urinal and could hear that sound coming from the stall - you know, the sound of someone aggressively wiping and then drawing more paper an repeating. And repeating.

I finish what I'm doing and walk to the sink to wash my hands. Dude comes out of the stall, walks up to the neighboring sink, turns the water on, and splashes his hand in the water for, no exaggeration, about one second and goes out to the gym area.

It gets worse - this guy stocks groceries at my neighborhood grocery store. Ffffffffff....

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Johnny and jimmy, side by side taking a leak. Johnny walks to the door and jimmy says "my mom taught me to wash my hands after I pee." To this Johnny replies "my mom taught me not to pee on my hands."

Whattawort

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We have a similar list as well at our office. Fist bump only to those that are on the list if you absolutely have to make contact. We also have a "Grunters" list and "DT" list (drop trou). Yes, there are people other than little boys who drop full trou at a urinal.

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