How 'bout "The Anal Intruder"?
Martin: Nick, I've tried everything. The Embassy, the German Government, the consulate. I even talked to the UN Ambassador. It's no use. I just can't bring my wife to orgasm.
Nick:That's a shame, Martin. Have you tried one of these?
(later while Nick is being interrogated by the Nazis)
Nick: You don't scare me. My manager is on his way to the American Consulate.
Nazi Officer: Do not be so sure, Mr Rivers. Evidently, your friend did not realise that here in East Germany we use 220 volt current. He was found in his hotel room impaled on a large electrical device. Our surgeons did what they could but it took them two hours just to get the smile off his face.