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08-06-2009, 03:22 PM
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Trejo...DeNiro...Alba...Lohan...is there any way this won't be the best thing ever?
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This looks to be the first movie based on its own fake trailer. And it looks like the most awesomest thing in the world...
Danny Trejo, one of my favorite b-list actors, is Machete. DeNiro is now confirmed, as is Jessica Alba. Lindsay Lohan and Steven Seagal are rumored to be cast as well. All produced by grindhouse extraordinaires Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino. I think all this deserves is a hearty "F*CK YEAH!"
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08-06-2009, 03:27 PM
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Maybe they'll accidentally kill Lohan for good and give it cult status like The Crow.
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08-06-2009, 03:35 PM
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Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc
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Oh yeah...a Robert Rodriguez flick!!! Too cool.
Is Trejo the original from the Grindhouse trailer?
Link is nsfw... Dailymotion - Grindhouse - Machete - un vÃ*deo de Expresión Libre
Yehaw!!!
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08-06-2009, 03:53 PM
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Yeah, Danny Trejo was Machete in the original fake trailer from Grindhouse. Do you remember him from Heat or Desperado or (gasp) ConAir?
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MOSS HOLLOW BREWING CO.
Aristocratic Ales, Lascivious Lagers
.planned:
•Scottish 80/- •Sweet Stout •Roggenbier
.primary | bright:
98: Moss Hollow Soured '09 72: Oude Kriek 99: B-Weisse 102: Brett'd BDSA 104: Feat of Strength Helles Bock 105: Merkin Brown
.on tap | kegged:
XX: Moss Hollow Springs Sparkling Water 95: Gott Mit Uns German Pils 91b: Brown Willie's Oaked Abbey Ale 103: Merkin Stout
98: Yorkshire Special 100: Maple Porter 89: Cidre Saison 101: Steffiweizen '09 (#3)
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08-06-2009, 05:10 PM
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OMG!! That is going to be EPIC!! I laughed my ass off during that trailer and quietly wished it could actually be a B grade movie for real!!
Now if Lohan can put a few pounds back on and show her marvelous acting abilititties I could stand to have her in it.
Alba gets a free pass for me any time!
This has to be so bad it has to be good!
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08-06-2009, 05:18 PM
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[youtube]W8cCzltPD6Y[/youtube]
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MOSS HOLLOW BREWING CO.
Aristocratic Ales, Lascivious Lagers
.planned:
•Scottish 80/- •Sweet Stout •Roggenbier
.primary | bright:
98: Moss Hollow Soured '09 72: Oude Kriek 99: B-Weisse 102: Brett'd BDSA 104: Feat of Strength Helles Bock 105: Merkin Brown
.on tap | kegged:
XX: Moss Hollow Springs Sparkling Water 95: Gott Mit Uns German Pils 91b: Brown Willie's Oaked Abbey Ale 103: Merkin Stout
98: Yorkshire Special 100: Maple Porter 89: Cidre Saison 101: Steffiweizen '09 (#3)
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08-06-2009, 05:24 PM
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this will be the sh*t! i love Rodriguez and Tarantino
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08-06-2009, 05:28 PM
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Ok, Lohan and Alba had BETTER be the two woman in the lake, and they better not change that scene ONE bit! ...As long as Lohan puts some flesh on her bones. Or maybe they could make Alba a twin and just double her up in that scene, That works toO!
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08-06-2009, 05:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IrregularPulse
Ok, Lohan and Alba had BETTER be the two woman in the lake, and they better not change that scene ONE bit! ...As long as Lohan puts some flesh on her bones. Or maybe they could make Alba a twin and just double her up in that scene, That works toO!
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Oh, GOD! Twin Albas! I'll be in my bunk!  |
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08-07-2009, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Homercidal
Oh, GOD! Twin Albas! I'll be in my bunk! |
So much this. Leave Lohan in the lake like the wore out rag she is and go with Jessica Alba x2.
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