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05-05-2007, 02:20 AM
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Top 10 signs you bought bad beer
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10. TV Ads Begin "From the sparkling waters of Lake Erie. . ."
9. The second you take a sip, your liver explodes
8. For some reason, it's sold in the detergent aisle
7. It was actually brewed by Penny Marshall and Cindy Williams
6. Instead of a wagon pulled by Clydesdales, beer company has a wheelbarrow pushed by a doped-up monkey
5. The company isn't running any sort of sweepstakes, but the underside of the bottle caps all say "Sorry"
4. Tastes more like a mountain goat than a mountain stream
3. Picture on label is of a guy throwing up
2. Your girlfriend announces she's leaving you for Billy Dee Williams
1. When you crack a couple open on a fishing trip and say, "It doesn't get any better than this," your buddies kill themselves
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05-05-2007, 02:26 AM
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When you first crack open the bottle, instead of that refreshing "Pssssshhht!" sound, you hear a sarcastic, "Pffffffffffft!"
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05-05-2007, 02:31 AM
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Instead of the Coors twins, you get Rosey O'Donnell and Kathy Bates.
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05-05-2007, 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Cheesefood
Instead of the Coors twins, you get Rosey O'Donnell and Kathy Bates.
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Enough with my masturbatory fantasies Cheese! 
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05-05-2007, 04:44 AM
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You know you are getting a bad beer when...
you look at the label and it says Budweiser
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05-05-2007, 07:09 AM
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Your beer has a bud miller or coors label on it. Tastes like goat urine (beerfest).
/me is drunk on apfelweien.
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