thataintchicken

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3 employees called in sick. leaving me horribly understaffed.
1 employee quit because I didn't have enough hours for him. His availability allowed for 14 hours a week.. he wanted more.. of course he didn't want to change HIS schedule of social affairs for more work hours... completely my fault.

unclogged 2 toilets.
cleaned graffitti.
found a homeless person in my dumpster area j*rking off. seriously.

Was hit on by a customer. Redhead.
found a full diaper under a booth.

God hates me, so the Redhead probably left it there.



I need a beer.
and a better job.
and a bigger beer selection.


vent complete. thank you for allowing me to share.

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You bastard. I can't turn in after that assault on the language. -shecky

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible

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I'm sorry about that. Dumpsters make me horny

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Why do they never tell you they are a guy until AFTER you put your hand up their skirt?

MrNate

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I found a homeless guy jerking off in my "dumpster area" once. I started to get mad, but then I remembered that I had already paid him for that service.

ohiobrewtus

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Mrs. Gnome says that a swift breeze also gets Gnomey going.

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