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Old 04-17-2009, 03:46 AM   #21
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Hey if it is a new pair and you wash it first... why not


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Old 04-17-2009, 04:02 AM   #22
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this thread reminded me of the old moped/big girl joke. it's only fun til your friends see you riding one.
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Old 04-17-2009, 04:05 AM   #23
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The scots like sheep! Get it straight!!!!

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Old 04-17-2009, 04:09 AM   #24
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So we can surmise that you're making a double IPA?
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Old 04-17-2009, 04:18 AM   #25
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To be honest...one of my balls is almost no ball at all...the other has won several prizes...
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Old 04-17-2009, 11:55 AM   #26
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My g/f wants to dry hop in the secondary with hops wrapped in a thong...
I was going to call it Ailing Thong Ale...
Is this safe...?...i'll be honest...She is a big girl...
and any underware she wares looks like a thong...
Let her wear those panties a few hrs before you add the hops
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Old 04-17-2009, 12:11 PM   #27
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Let her wear those panties a few hrs before you add the hops

... this is where a tasteless joke about yeast fits in.
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Old 04-17-2009, 02:35 PM   #28
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I would seriously consider sterilizing the thong, not just sanitizing it. Give it a good boil and if it shrinks, look for a new GF that fits.
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I got her some edible underware...It took 3 days to eat them...
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I wonder if edible underwear is fermentable.......


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