Things we hate?
 

I thought it may be emotionally cathartic for us to list some of the things we hate......I'll go first:-

Kids that get on my lawn
Kids that walk near my lawn
Kids that walk (Regardless of the proximity of my lawn)
Kids.
Kids with runny noses
Kids with noses.
Kids that think I like them.
Kids that are onto my real feelings about them.
Kids that hug ice cream trucks.
Kids that run out into the road from behind ice cream trucks.
Kids that run so fast that I miss them when I'm driving past an ice cream truck
Kid Rock
Kids that drink Bud Lite
Bud Lite (Especially if there are kids around)
Kids that breathe funny.
Kids that breathe.
People that tell me that kids are our future.
Kids that tell me anything.
Sentences with the word "Kid" in them
Billy the Kid
Kids that masturbate 5 times a day (All of them)
Kid skin gloves (I found out they were made from baby goats, and not children)
Kids who complain when I throw darts at them.
Kids that move when I'm trying to play darts.
Nicole KidMan (her last name is a paradox)

Well I feel MUCH better now! :D

Knock yourselves out, what do you hate? (Apart from me, of course. I know who you are. ;))

Grumpy old gnomey guys that complain about my kids.

But I get back at them by telling them to move the old guys lawn ornaments.

Hot coffee that goes cold.

Iced coffee that gets warm.

Mouthbreathers.

The English.
English muffins
Alex English
Todd English
Encyclopedia Britannica
Mad Dogs and Englishmen
The English language



Wait, what?

BS! you're having an affair with the English Language. You'd choose it over your wife if it brought home half the paycheck she does!


My turn since I'm here
Old men who think they're not old
People that complain about using proper English on the interwebs
Muslim Beer Hoarders
Being tired all day and wide awake when I get into bed.

People who think a "sentence" and a "nominative clause" are the same thing. :p

Disc golfers
Gen X Financial Dudes
Anti-2nd ammendment folks
short guys from Jersey

People who wont shut the **** up when you are trying to break contact. Sure about 30 seconds of chit chat is ok, anything more, f off.

blacks, Asians, Hispanics, Jews, gays, women, Muslims...Umm, everybody who's not a white man. And I mean white, white. So no Italians, no Polish. Just people from Ireland, England, and Scotland. But only certain parts of Scotland and Ireland. Just full-blooded whites. No, you know what? Not even whites.