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10-28-2008, 05:24 PM
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Eat, drink, repeat
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A tad twisted, yes, but....
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one of THE funniest posts I've ever read by a great friend of mine who's no longer around.
"A Simple Question...
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I was givin' the dolphin a backrub in the shower this am. I stepped out and marveled at the size and shape of the entire package in the mirror. I told myself (out loud) just what a pretty weenis I have. I jumped back in the shower to finish my werk. As I sprayed the baby batter everywhere, I screamed my own name. It looked and felt soooo wonderful, that I just had to tell myself (out loud) how good I am.
The question: Are oatmeal raisin cookies easier to make than real chocolate chip cookies???"
Miss ya, G.
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10-28-2008, 06:05 PM
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Dude that's uncool. People walking by my cube look at me funny when I start choking up with laughter. 
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10-28-2008, 06:05 PM
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BTW, have you been to "The Last Drop" or did you just find the pic somewhere?
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10-29-2008, 01:25 AM
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Eat, drink, repeat
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GroovePuppy
BTW, have you been to "The Last Drop" or did you just find the pic somewhere?
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Sent SWMBO off to "Men in Kilt Land" a few years back. She came back with the pic & a shirt, black, of course.
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Conditioning in bottle: Zip
Finished and drinking: Red Tail clone - back to basics time
Up next: Red's Irish cousin
Then: Who knows
New motto (T'anks, Newguy!)
"for the love of all that is good and holy...NEVER DUMP YOUR BEER!!"
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10-29-2008, 05:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bruscar
Sent SWMBO off to "Men in Kilt Land" a few years back. She came back with the pic & a shirt, black, of course.
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Nice!! BTW most of the men in kilts are American tourists. 
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10-29-2008, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by GroovePuppy
Nice!! BTW most of the men in kilts are American tourists. |
Hehe. I never fails to amaze me how some Americans are so proud of their "other" heritage. The one that lives in their imagination rather than reality.
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10-29-2008, 06:46 PM
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Stuck in the playroom
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Laughing_Gnome
Hehe. I never fails to amaze me how some Americans are so proud of their "other" heritage. The one that lives in their imagination rather than reality. |
Where have you been? Figures you'd chime in on a thread with "twisted in the title."  |
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10-29-2008, 06:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by shecky
Where have you been? Figures you'd chime in on a thread with "twisted in the title." |
Yeah, twisted worked for me.  Great OP BTW!
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10-29-2008, 06:56 PM
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Tactical Prattlarian
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Quote:
Originally Posted by shecky
Where have you been? Figures you'd chime in on a thread with "twisted in the title." |
HaHaHa.
The Gnome thinks he's an authority on reality. Now THAT is twisted! |
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10-29-2008, 07:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GilaMinumBeer
HaHaHa.
The Gnome thinks he's an authority on reality. Now THAT is twisted!
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Reality is a walk in the park. All you have to do is look around and take notes. Being happy in reality takes imagination and a lot of hard work at self deception.
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