Swmbo...
 

So, I was telling my SWMBO about the acronym after she poured me two beers, and she asked what it meant. I said "Say Woman, My Beer is Out", she wouldn't get me the third...

So Why Make Bitch Ornery?

She Will Make Better Omelets.

May I suggest not: "Sleeping With My Balls Out"

Sorry Was My Best Offer?

Silly Weymouth Man Beats off

('cause he ain't getting any after that)

She Who Marvels at Brewers' Odacity (sp)

She Who May Blow-Off!

She's over it, she poured me a few beers over the weekend, and just now set down another one for me.

It was funny, that night, she kept trying to come up with something clever. Even woke up the next morning saying that she hasn't come up with anything yet.

By Saturday night, she gave up...

Tell her that you are HWMO and all will be well. :)