david_42

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"You should have added a couple more pounds of 2-row & boosted the gravity."

It's a freak'n Schwartzbier, not an RIS!

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Remember one unassailable statistic, as explained by the late, great George Carlin: "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"

"I would like to die on Mars, just not on impact." Elon Musk

Bernie Brewer

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SWMBO, whenever I pour myself a Bock or Brown Ale:

"Looks like motor oil." (she doesn't like beer)


My BIL when I handed him a homebrew for the first time:

"Is this going to give me the sh!ts??"

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I like to squeeze the nickle until the buffalo craps-mt rob

"Why don't we get drunk and screw?" Jimmy Buffett

Chris_Dog

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My BIL always he says he loves it. Even my piss poor first Mr. Beer batch. This is unfortunate because other than myself he drinks the most. I could really use an honest opinion from time to time.

freyguy

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From a few BMC'ers about my 5% pale ale...

"It's good, but I couldn't drink more than one."

Greggy

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About my wheat beer from my BMC friend:

I don't like this beer (honey weizen).. it's cloudy.

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Second Floor Brewery
RETIRED

EdWort

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One of SWMBO's friends said "Hey, this tastes like real beer"

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Cheers,

EdWort

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Haus Pale Ale, Bavarian Hefeweizen, Robust Porter, Oktoberfest Ale, Wounded Knee IPA, Rye IPA, BCB IPA, Kolsch, Apfelwein

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Jesse17

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I bought a sixer of Moose Drool (Brown Ale) and Fat Tire (Belgin Amber Ale). The checker (who I know) asked me "Are these Ales or Porters?"

MULE

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About my Honey Pale Ale.... from the hot blond chick next door.
Her ...."Wow I would buy this. It doesn't make me burp that nasty stuff"
Me .... "Great! Here is another"
SWMBO .... "......"
Me .... "What ?? She likes it"

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Lazy Donkey Brewery - w/Cronxitawney"Dave"
On Tap: Cascade DIPA, Apfelwein
Primary(s): Apfelwein
On Deck: LD's Summer Ales, LD's IIPA

capcrnch

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68 year old Filipino Mother in law:
"It's such a waste to leave beer in the bottom of the bottle like that. Can't you just drink it? Or filter it out like Budweiser?"

40 year old drinking buddy:
"Leave some in the bottle? F that, ill chew that crap if I have to"


Sidenote:
At the end of the night, in a complete drunked stupor, he did in fact, "chew that crap". He emptied all the bottles (about 15-20) into one large glass and drank/chewed all of our sediment.

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Danny013

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FTW!